Road Kill Toys

Fluffy bunnies and huggable teds are all well and good, but how about hitting your cuddly collection with a big dose of real life? Huh? HUH!? Well, laid bare as a reminder for all wayfaring young cubs to look twice before crossing the street, Road Kill Toys are revolting, horrendous... and completely inspired.

Looking like they’ve just been smooshed on the road into Toontown, these pancaked critters are the perfect gift for anyone who likes their humour with a few black streaks across it.

Making up the collection are Twitch the raccoon, Grind the rabbit and Smudge the squirrel. Each has met a sticky end on their way across the road (and has the tyre marks to prove it). A zip on either side lets you pack their spilled organs back in, but sadly no amount of roadside assistance is going to bring them back from teddy heaven – each one comes already zipped in its own clear plastic body bag.

Three different designs available:
The makers of these incredibly high quality characters have gone to great lengths to ensure realism – from the extra squidgy material used for the organs to the mangy-effect fur. In fact, this is the hardest we’ve ever seen anyone work to make something look so bad. If you don’t count Charlie Sheen. Scrape one up today, before they’re gone for good!