Nerf Vortex Vigilon Blaster

Running out of ammo sucks. Indeed, in the ongoing Nerf wars conducted in offices across the globe, it can mean the difference between sweet victory and ignominious defeat. So why not cover your bases with the Nerf Vortex Vigilon.

As well as utilising Nerf’s amazing high-powered disc blasting technology to hurl its foamy ammo incredible distances, this awesome hand-cannon features a capacious clip that holds up to 5 discs. When you need to reload, just press the button and the clip drops down in a satisfyingly macho fashion. Pop in your discs (whilst avoiding enemy fire, natch) and then re-engage. Simple!

Okay, so the Vigilon looks like something Marvin Martian might use to zap Duck Dodgers, but who cares about that when you’re pinging disc after disc at cowering co-workers. Besides, this non-nonsense blaster is so effective enemies won’t have time to check out its wacky looks. ‘Incoming disc, 3 o’clock!’