Nerf Vortex Proton Blaster

You’ve blasted opponents with foam darts, boinged them with foam balls and even bombarded them with foam arrows, so why not mix things up by decimating them with foam discs. Just load up the Nerf Vortex Proton Blaster, take aim and fire.

This powerful single-shot hand-cannon is destined to take pride of place on your executive comedy weapons rack because it utilises amazing high-powered disc blasting technology to hurl its foamy ammo jaw-dropping distances. Simply load your disc in the snap-loading ammo tray, aim and let rip (by which we mean squeeze the trigger, not break wind).

Hailed by Nerf as the ultimate battle experience, the Proton is compact enough to hide away when the enemy comes a-snooping (‘Me boss? Knock your coffee cup over… from here boss? Never boss!’) but also includes a Tactical Rail so you can upgrade with various Nerf accessories (sold separately). Best of all it looks like something Arnie might have used to blow away b-actors before terminating his career with the housemaid. Bullseye!