The heady scent of frying bacon has to be one of the most delightful aromas in the world. In fact new research by top baconologists has revealed that it can actually attract the opposite sex. Yes, we just made that up, but judging by the attention we’ve been getting since we started wearing Bacōn Unisex Perfume (pronounced Bay-cone) it really wouldn’t surprise us. Mmm, the smell of it!
Already a sensation in the US (where else?) this sophisticated fragrance is subtly infused with the scent of sizzling bacon. We’re not talking overpowering eau de greasy spoon, we’re talking faint notes of smoky bacony goodness amidst a secret combination of gorgeous essential oils. Choose from two unisex varieties:
Classic: This spicy maple fragrance is lovingly crafted with a sophisticated blend of bergamot, orange, lime, grapefruit, black pepper, cedar wood, vetiver, guaiac wood and two pinches of salty bacon goodness (it says here).
Gold: With its sizzling citrus aroma and hint of bacon, Gold is lovingly crafted with a blend of mandarin, bergamot, grapefruit, lemon, nutmeg, pimento berry, black pepper and a touch of sweet, a smidgen of savoury, and one pinch of salty bacon goodness. Quite.
Clever packaging: Vertical – Hot lady, Horizontal – Sizzling bacon!
"Bay-cone" Unisex Perfume invented by John Fargginay
With all this ir-rasher-nal talk we might as well tell you that the original recipe for Bacōn is said to date back to the 1920s when a Parisian butcher concocted a secret recipe blending essential oils with the essence of bacon. A massive porky? Maybe but it’s a great yarn, especially when a new admirer can’t get enough of your bacony body. Even if you don’t dine on swine you’ll be amazed by how good it smells. Th-th-that’s all folks! Oink!
No animals were harmed in the making of these fragrances
Avoid spraying in eyes or on irritated or broken skin
Product is flammable – do not handle near an open flame
I got a wife because of this.
ps. Thank you for the sweets I gave them to my wife. Jim, Bath - 27th July 2011
Not to sure with this product ...it's very very strong (not the bacon smell but the overall scent of the perfume) so you only want a very small amount. But, in saying that I wore some when I went clubbing the other night and one girl commented how nice it was then I had her two friends coming up to me for a whiff as well after I told her what it was so yeah maybe it is the scent of the gods or maybe a good conversation piece, either way it worked for me!! Tony, Essex - 24th June 2011
The beautiful Miss Piggy should be persuaded to endorse this wonderful product. Coolmama, Lincolnshire - 16th June 2011
Kinda reminds me of the bacon inhaler.... Are we back at the 1st of April? ... Kinda worry my bf would start trying to eat my arm if I smelt of bacon.... Gabby, London - 3rd June 2011
If I buy this will I come out in rashers? Tom, Hartlepool - 30th May 2011
Will this bacon scent help me to woo the chubbies? ;) If you know what I mean. Danny, Mac Donalds - 19th May 2011
Firebox says: We have no idea what you mean Danny.