Key Bottle Opener

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"I'd rather have a frontal lobotomy instead of a bottle in front of me" as someone once said, or was it the other way round? Either way, they could've done worse than invest in one of these nifty little numbers.

Straight from the fertile (i.e., twisted yet innovative) minds of design team Suck UK, this key-shaped bottle opener is the best example we've seen of a handy utility masquerading as... another handy utility.

Key Bottle Opener

Made from hardened satin nickel steel (which means it's very hard indeed), the key-shaped bottle opener allows for much party-time fun. Watch bemused expressions form as you brandish what looks like a house key over a beer bottle. Watch those expressions drop even further when you stylishly remove the unsuspecting bottle top. Pour beer and sit back smugly, revelling in your elevated social status. Well, we can't guarantee the latter, but this product manages to combine use-value with entertainment value, which can't be bad.

It's so key-like, it even arrives on a ring, complete with a bright red Suck UK nylon tag. Plus, it fits perfectly into any handbag or breast pocket. You can put it on your usual bunch of keys and be prepared for anything. Move over the Swiss Army Knife ? the Key Bottle Opener cometh!

Please Note:

The Key Bottle Opener comes in its own case
Key is hardened satin nickel steel; Ring is nickel steel; Tag is nylon

Dimensions:

Measures approximately 7.5cm, weighs 20g

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Customer Reviews

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Had this on my keyring now for as long as I can remember, maybe 10 years? It is like new and is essential for any bloke who ever drinks beer. You never know when you'll need it, but it's always there, ready for action. 10 out of 10.
Phil, Wigan - 26th May 2011

Firebox says: Nice one Phil!

Bought this about 6 years ago from firebox. Still use it and it has never failed me. The wee red tag fell off a while back though and I have still never managed to open my front door with it... Recommended gadget.
Stewart M, Glasgow - 12th December 2010

This is a brilliant wee gadget!! I have had similar types of bottle openers and they broke easily because the were made of soft metal but this is really tough. It has been everywhere with me when I have been drinkin'! I love this product an now some of my mates have got them too!!
Lesley, N.Ireland - 4th August 2010

An ex-girlfriend bought me this nifty little gadget as a stocking filler last crimbo. Much better than a 'proper' bottle opener and looks very cool. Turns out, it was the most useful present I got that Christmas, and has saved me chipping any more of my teeth!
Matt Cross, Lincolnhamptonshire - 30th July 2010

Bottle Opener arrived just over 12 hours after ordering. Truly excellent service. It's also a brilliant little bottle opener. Blends in perfectly with my set of keys.
Hayden V, Manchester - 17th July 2010

Spot on!! Very handy. Nobody would notice its a bottle opener until you actually use it... In fact, only had it a week and already tried to open the front door with it! oops!!
Paul Rendell, Glasgow - 7th December 2009