Key Bottle Opener
|
|
|
"I'd rather have a frontal lobotomy instead of a bottle in front of me" as someone once said, or was it the other way round? Either way, they could've done worse than invest in one of these nifty little numbers.
Straight from the fertile (i.e., twisted yet innovative) minds of design team Suck UK, this key-shaped bottle opener is the best example we've seen of a handy utility masquerading as... another handy utility.
Made from hardened satin nickel steel (which means it's very hard indeed), the skeleton key-shaped bottle opener allows for much party-time fun. Watch bemused expressions form as you brandish what looks like an antique house key over a beer bottle. Watch those expressions drop even further when you stylishly remove the unsuspecting bottle top. Pour beer and sit back smugly, reveling in your elevated social status. Well, we can't guarantee the latter, but this product manages to combine use-value with entertainment value, which can't be bad.
 It's so key-like, it even arrives on a ring, complete with a bright red Suck UK nylon tag. Plus, it fits perfectly into any handbag or pocket. You can put it on your usual bunch of keys and be prepared for anything. Move over Swiss Army Knife, the Key Bottle Opener cometh!
|
|
 | More info |
The Key Bottle Opener comes in its own case and the following specifications apply: Bottle opener is hardened satin nickel steel; Ring is nickel steel; Tag is nylon; Length of key is 3"; Weighs less than an ounce.
|
|
 | Press reviews |
|
"Opening bottles with your teeth may impress the ladies, but looking like Shane McGowan doesn't. So, save your gnashers (and loads of cash on dental fees) with this handy key-shaped bottle opener."
Rated Magazine
|
|
|
 | Videos |
|
Sorry, to watch our videos you'll need to upgrade to a newer version of Flash. Upgrade now!
Win With Firebox!
Every week we give away a FREE $50.00 Firebox Voucher to the sender of our favourite video!
|
|
|
 | Your photos |
|
|
|
Win With Firebox!
Every week we give away a FREE $50.00 Firebox Voucher to the sender of our favourite photo!
|
|
 | What you said... |
|
This perfectly formed piece of nickel certainly is the key to my heart. Sitting pretty alongside the L'espion and Glowring on my keyring, I'm becoming quite tempted to dump those boring, ugly, mildly-functional things that they used to put on keyrings back in the days of yore... ah yes, keys.
Stuart, Renfrewshire - Aug '02 |
Super strong, super cool. This little thing is amazing!
Happy Shopper, Scotland - Aug '07 |
I've had the same bottle opener on my keyring for nearly ten years and thought I'd never find a worthy replacement for this much used item. Spying the key shaped bottle opener I knew I'd found my upgrade. The fact that it blends in with the rest of my keys means that I don't look like an 'alco' when I leave my keys lying around and the look on peoples faces when I produce a key to open a bottle is just priceless. A solid practical gadget, with an reasonable pricetag, how can you not have one of these?
Phil Allely, Belfast - Apr '06 |
Fab, this item is great! love the disguise! this means sneaky bedroom guzzles. The opener works on all my bottles, looks great on my keyring and the delivery was amazing, my stuff came the next day, im still in shock at how efficent firebox is, well done, and thank you.
Hannah, Suffolk - Aug '05 |
Both a blessing and a curse. It's great for opening bottles at parties where bottle opener faries appear to steal them all. However, by allowing the beers to be opened and consumed, you may slowly start to weep until you realise it isn't actually the key for your front door...
Joe Chapman, Upminster - Apr '05 |
It doesn't look that strong but it works great. It opens bottles and other people think it's really cool. They get upset when I tell how much it'd cost to ship to the USA. Thanks for the great toy!
Scott C., Massachusetts, USA - Aug '03 |
Only arrived this morning but its already had lots of use and attention. Great little keyring!
Alan, Bristol - Jan '03 |
Wow! and Wow! again. appart from getting into a fight with my fromt door at 3am this is brilliant. More gadgets should be in the guise of a key...! Ps: these are also great for getting into cans that have an inconvenietly weak ring-pull. But can cause nasty foam explosions if not aimed propperly.x.
Keith George, Aberdeen - Oct '02 |
Absolutely pants! Haven't been able to open a single bottle with it, and for some reason my front door key has stopped working! Hang on a minute...
Pete, London - Oct '02 |
Nice idea, but try living in germany for a couple of years. You will soon learn the tricks of the wurst munching, lederhosen wearing beer guzzlers and be able to open a beer bottle with *anything*. The only problem I've found is everything I own now has huge chips in it...
Evil, Germany - Aug '02 |
|
|
|
|
 | Like this? You'll love this... |
|
 | 13-in-1 Multi Tool Pen
Gadget lovers rejoice! A stylish, stainless steel ballpoint pen which cunningly contains another 12 handy tools, including a mini saw, tweezers, a hole punch and a set of sharp blades. This pen really is mighter than the sword!
More info... |
|
 | I'm Nuts About You!
Don't be a dolt when it comes to expressing your true feelings. Give that special someone a special something, in the shape of the rugged but romantic 'I'm Nuts About You!' Keychain.
More info... |
|
 | Emergency Charger
It's good to talk, but when your cell phone runs out of juice it's good for nothing. That's why you need this sleek, supremely portable little charger that is powered by a regular AA battery. Simply plug in and power up. Genius!
More info... |
|
 | Jimi Wallet
Bored of cracking your credit cards? This super-slim translucent wallet is the answer to your prayers. Crafted in tough, water-resistant plastic the Jimi can accommodate cards, cash and little pictures of Rusty Wallace. (Well, you never know). Ideal for sporty-types.
More info... |
|
 | The Bevy
Is it an iPod Shuffle case, a nifty bottle opener or an ultra-cool keyring? The Bevy is all three and it also acts as an earbud cable wrap. So cool it's worth buying a Shuffle and a beer just to dangle this multi-purpose gizmo from your belt.
More info... |
|
 | His & Hers Keyholders
Keys belong in locks, not bowls, ashtrays or behind the sofa. That's why these chic keyholders make perfect sense. Wall mountable, each chrome-plated figure has a 'lock' in a highly sensitive position, so you'll never forget where to stick the supplied keyring. Ouch!
More info... |
|
Save to del.icio.us
