The Floppy Indoor Golf Ball

Golfers spend hours honing their swing and putting their balls about*. But what about those frequently neglected chip, pitch and flop shots? Well now you can perfect them without even hitting the fairway thanks to The Floppy Indoor Golf Ball.

Specifically designed for fine-tuning your short game, this amazing ball has the same feel and feedback as a regular golf ball but is soft enough to bounce off windows and walls. Use it with your wedges to improve your touch and feel when you’re away from the course. Just a few chips a day will make you a better all-round golfer.

Don't worry about your windows!		1) Woven cover, 2) Specially engineered liner, 3) Proprietary fill		Get some practise in the office

If your greatest golfing triumph to date involves knocking the ball through the clown’s mouth, The Floppy is just the ticket. And although it can’t replicate the reassuring dink of iron on plastic, at least you won’t hear your shattered ego jangling round your ankles next time you fluff another easy chip shot in front of the 19th hole. So what are you waiting fore!

*Infantile Tiger Woods joke removed on legal advice. Possibly.