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Bacon Inhaler

Kick your meat habit

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April Fool Product 2011!

GOTCHA! Yep that's right, this product was part of our April Fool range for 2010. We apologise if you are disappointed... or just sitting there red-faced! You can see our other April Fool products here.

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Just spray the bacon into your mouth!

For many people, the first steps on the road to quitting meat are often the most difficult. Even if you only eat meat socially, cutting it out completely can be a shock to the system.

While many turn to ham patches, tests show that people looking to conquer their meat addiction have longer-lasting results with the Bacon Inhaler. Not only will it occupy your busy hands, but two puffs of the baconated vapour will satisfy your body’s cravings for protein, as you wean yourself onto seeds, grain and cheese.

In its new compact, portable form, the Bacon Inhaler can be used outdoors or on the move, the moment your cravings strike. Simply take two deep breaths and carry on along the road to a meat-free life.

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Please Note:
  • Comes with 2 free refills!
  • Suitable for vegetarians
Product Features:
  • Recommended by some GPs
  • Portable protein inhaler to aid quitting meat
  • Cure the bacon craving with no need for a frying pan
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 10cm(H) x 3cm(W) x 4.2cm(D)

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visitor avatar At first sceptic about the product, I must admit now I can sell it twice the price to my great grandpa's friends who do not know the Internet. I wonder what illegal they could do for it....
Nathalie Lefebvre, United Kingdom - 1st April 2011
visitor avatar Keeps me fresh.
Jason, Toronto - 1st April 2011
visitor avatar I ordered this product in an attempt to curb my enthusiastic streaky bacon consumption. After just 2 weeks not only had I kicked the habit, I'm now earning 3x as much at my work. I recently completed my 4th marathon in a week and my girlfriend tells me she is finally satisfied in the bedroom. Thank you uber glorious bacon mouth spray dispenser, I owe you my life!!!
Brad, Chester - 1st April 2011
visitor avatar Unbelievable product. One puff sees me through Breakfast, dinner and tea. Will you do a smokey bacon version? Then I can give up fags too!
Neil, Stratford - 1st April 2011
visitor avatar Is it organic?
HRH Pass The Duchy, Reading, Berkshire - 1st April 2011
visitor avatar I am sorry but I think this is an irresponsible product, it seems to work in reverse. I was veggie for 20 years then bought the Bacon Inhaler. That lovely lovely smell of bacon, I was hooked. I now have a bacon sarnie at least once a day. VEGGIES BE WARNED!
Bob, Burgess Hill - 1st April 2011
visitor avatar Finally a solution to a problem that was straining my marriage - no more crispy bacon crumbs in bed!
Gina, Leamington - 1st April 2011
visitor avatar I thought this was a joke at first, but I ordered one and it really works! It's like having a bacon sandwich in your pocket 24/7, just be careful, you'll enjoy it so much the refills won't last that long!
Coops, Wycombe - 1st April 2011
visitor avatar This really works. I've stayed meat free for weeks. Each time I tried to keep away from meat, I kept smelling bacon sandwiches, and my cravings returned. Now with this inhaler my cravings are CURED!
Babylonian, Devon - 1st April 2011
visitor avatar My addiction to bacon almost ruined my life until I found the miracle bacon inhaler. All of my wages used to go on buying bacon and I started begging for money to buy bacon. In the end enough was enough and I tried to kick the habit but the withdrawal symptoms were too much. Then I found the bacon inhaler. It was difficult at first but now I know I can have that realistic bacon taste any time any place anywhere and it has transformed my life. As an added bonus I have lost 10 stones in weight and my arteries have become totally unclogged! Thank you bacon inhaler!
Clare, BLACKPOOL - 1st April 2011