Morphsuits

Like training pants for streakers

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Try as we might, we can’t think of any situation where an all-in-one body stocking might be considered “appropriate”. They’re not waterproof, they won’t keep you warm in freezing conditions, and they certainly don’t suck in your lumpy bits. But witness a fully grown man cartwheeling past in one of these stretchy lycra onesies and you’ll understand why Morphsuits are fast becoming this season’s must-have kit for closet exhibitionists.

Blue, Red and Black. Different colours; equally disturbing.

Emergency Kittens
Here to cleanse your mind from the above imagery.

Zipping up from the back, these colourful little numbers are thin enough to allow the wearer to see and even drink (straw recommended) without removing the hood. Very handy in a marathon. Oh alright – and festivals, nightclubs, house parties, sporting events and anywhere else a grown-up in a stretchy romper suit might raise a giggle.

No practical use whatsoever, but ludicrously good fun – Morphsuits let you make an exhibition of yourself with complete anonymity!

Product Features

All in one lycra body suit
Zips up from the back
Wearer can see through the material, but can’t be seen
Wearer can drink through the material
Shoes recommended

Sizing Information:

Large: For people between 5'4" and 5'10" tall (162cm - 178cm)
Extra Large: For people between 5'10" and 6'3" tall (178cm - 191cm)

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Customer Reviews

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Is it possible to just zip the head down?
Sam, Surrey - 27th February 2012

Firebox says: Hey Sam, the zip runs up the length of your spin to around the middle of the back of your head. This means that you can unzip it a little and comfortably pop your head out.

Would this fit a 12 year old, slightly large and 5'2".
Jake, Somewhere - 26th December 2011

Firebox says: Hi, the suits a are designed for people between 5'4" and 5'10" tall (162cm - 178cm) so it may be a tad too big for him right now, im sure he will grow into it though!

Could it fit somebody that is roughly 4 and a half ft.
Random Person, Scotland - 1st November 2011

Firebox says: With room to spare! We currently only have Large and Extra Large suits available. The large is designed to fit people between 5'4" and 5'10" tall (162cm - 178cm). So at 4'6" you would fit, however there would be a considerable amount of sagging! Keep your eyes peeled, more sizes may be available soon.

You could easily use them for chroma key in film making already, they don't have to be green.
Craig Mansfield, United Kingdom - 6th September 2011

How can I take out the printed morphsuits at the back?
Nepthali Paraiso, Edinburgh - 18th July 2011

Firebox says: Unfortunately, you can't Nepthali, it's printed on.

A guy at my school wore one for the last non-uniform day :L It was hilarious, especially when he about gave our cover teacher a heart attack. I want one now.
Megan, London - 28th May 2011