It’s widely known that men spend much of their waking time pondering the no-pants dance. But what else goes on in their minds, besides the bumping of bits? This engaging two hundred page tome by “Professor” Shed Simove lays the answers bare for all to see.
Looking like a typical pseudo-psychology self-help book, What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex is, in fact, completely blank. Apart from the professional-looking cover and synopsis on the back, not a single word is printed on any of the two hundred pages.
Should it be filled in like a notebook? Should the pages be stared-at until answers form in the mind’s eye? Or is it just a well-meant dig at the male stereotype? All we know is that this brilliantly-disguised gag would blend in perfectly on any book shelf.
I think this would make a really cute gag gift for a male friend, but then have him use it as a journal! CharChar, - 27th July 2012
You forgot to add 'Firebox' in the book. Felix, Hh - 14th October 2011
Firebox says: Excellent idea Felix!
May I ask what is written on the back? Jessica, England - 7th May 2011
Firebox says: There is an amusing blurb on the back, it's a couple of paragraphs long.
Quite good actually. If a man fills this in, using it like a notebook, it becomes evidence against the "fact" that men only think about sex. Simon, Tyne And Wear - 19th April 2011
A waste of paper, really. Anonymous, - 25th March 2011
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