Back in the 70s, annoyingly enterprising ad exec Gary Dahl hit upon the idea of marketing rocks as pets. Yes, rocks. You can scoff but his amusingly packaged Pet Rocks sold by the bucketload, making him a millionaire. Fast forward thirty-five years and the Pet Rock is back, but this time it’s USB-friendly.
Well, sort of, because the USB Pet Rock is merely a rock on a USB cable – it doesn’t actually do anything. Not a sausage. Zero. Nada. Zip. But that’s what makes it the perfect desktop pet: no walking, feeding or poo pick-ups required. Simply put it on your desk, plug in and relax. ‘Oh, Rocky, you’re so chilled out.’
Guaranteed to confuse and amuse co-workers, each Pet Rock is 100% unique (ish) and compatible with any operating system. You can even take it for a walk to the water cooler by its USB lead. If you’re bonkers. Which, considering your taste in web pages, you clearly are. All together now, ‘I wanna rock!’
Product Features:
Pet Rock Plugs in with USB and gives you love!
No feed or care needed
Draws no power
Compatible with any OS including Mac, Windows and Linux
Each rock is unique (Please allow for natural variations in your USB Pet Rock)
Dimensions:
Rock measures approximately 10cm(W) x 10cm(H) x 7.6cm(D)
My friend just bought me this for my birthday. As a geologist, I love rocks. As a student, I am not allowed pets in my house. Thankfully my landlord is fine with me keeping my pet rock. He/she has made a wonderful addition to my desk, and I will soon be customizing his/her box so that he/she feels more at home. Jess, Newcastle - 20th April 2013
Firebox says: Remember Jess, you can look at the underside of the rock to check its sex. We'd recommend doing this first before choosing how to decorate the box.
I like pet rocks, but a pet rock that plugs into your computer and does nothing? even better - its' truly impressive.
My disappointment however is that it doesn't have a range of hats, moustaches or glasses. Fabulous Frank, - 30th January 2013
I purchased mine a few weeks ago and unfortunately he appears to have run away. He is approximately 5 cm long, is a nice grey colour with a large white spot on his belly, he also reacts to his name ‘Trev’ and enjoys spending his time chasing the neighbor’s cats. I fear he might have become nocturnal to suit his feeding habits. Lewis Yeomans, Rossendale - 30th April 2012
Firebox says: When our one in firebox HQ went missing we found him outside in someones landscape garden, that could be a good place to check.
I think mine may be dead. It turned upside down a few days ago and hasn't moved since. Does anyone know how to tell when these are dead? Travis, Florida - 11th December 2011
Absolutely terrific substitute pet present for my sister who isn't allowed rats. Easy to follow, clear and concise care guide included too. Can't wait to see her face at Christmas! Remember though - pet rocks are for eternity, not just for Christmas! Well done Firebox! :). Kate, Wales - 24th November 2011
I brought this for a friend as a joke Birthday present but upon seeing "Rocky" for the first time I don't feel I can give him away. I may need a USB hub and get a whole family of them (so they don't get lonely). Richard, Northampton - 20th May 2011
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