Have you ever wondered what unicorns taste like? Of course you have. But you’re unlikely to find out, even if you crack open this tin, because despite being called Canned Unicorn Meat, it contains nothing of the sort.
But before you hop back over the rainbow to scoff Turkish delight with the wood nymphs and seek out genuine enchanted tripe, allow us to explain. This spooftastic tin really does contain a unicorn. Okay, so it’s a cute little plush one that’s been dismembered for your twisted amusement, but who cares about that when some dimwit opens the cupboard and asks about the local availability of mythical meat.
The bottom of the tin is easily removable so you won’t need an opener or even a magical scythe. Just give it a tug and watch their gullible faces drop as bits of dead unicorn tumble out on the worktop. Don’t ask why, just embrace the magic and buy!
This product is not edible, it's a stuffed unicorn in a can
No need for a can opener as the bottom of the tin is removable
Unicorn meat lowers your cholesterol
Perfect for sandwiches and party snacks, spread some sparkle
Tastes like Chicken only a bit more magical and sparkly
Magic horn is perfect source of calcium for young children and adults
None of these product features are true
Can measures approximately 9.3cm(H) x 8cm(W) x 6.1cm(D)