Star Trek Pizza Cutter

‘Captain’s log, stardate 200011. Mr Chekov has just returned from the galley where he encountered a strange circular delicacy. Sensors indicate it is deliciously sloppy with a crispy base. Science Officer Spock believes slicing it may prove problematic, even with photon torpedoes. I have therefore beamed a landing party to the Planet Firebox to pick up a Star Trek Pizza Cutter.’

Forgive the Kirk-esque gravitas but this is the moment all you Trekkies have been waiting for – no, not the release of the new William Shatner album, the arrival of the officially licensed Star Trek Pizza Cutter.

With its laser-etched stainless steel blade and solid zinc-alloy chromium plated body, this stylish kitchen accoutrement is set to stun because it is fashioned to resemble the legendary NCC-1701 Starship Enterprise from the original (and best) series. It’s even embossed with its name and registration.

Just grab those sleek nacelles and get busy exploring strange new anchovies, seeking out new toppings and boldly slicing where no slicer has sliced before as this highly collectable utensil carves through your tomatoey snack. You’d need to be a right red shirt not to appreciate build quality like this.

Beautifully packaged in a padded gift box, the Star Trek Pizza Cutter is destined to re-ignite your love for both pizza and Star Trek. You can even Shatnerise proceedings by speaking as. If. Each. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. Or how about yelling ‘Cap’n, she cannae take it!’ in an unconvincing Scottish accent whilst you plough through a Neutral Zone of melted cheese. The possibilities are endless. Final status report: hailing frequencies are open and our transporter room is ready to energise. Kirk out.