Bacon Soap

Forget about reinvigorating Norwegian sea kelp with essence of mandarin. If you want to emerge from the bathroom smelling of something decidedly different then look no further than Bacon Soap.

The clue is in the name because this oinktastic marbled bar of soap is infused with the enticing aroma of frying bacon. Seriously, we’re not telling porkies. It’s like showering in a fry-up, only better. Yes, we realise that soaping your bits with a bar of bacon sounds slightly ir-rasher-nal but smoky bacon is one of the most irresistible fragrances in the world, even if you don’t dine on swine. You’ll be amazed how good it smells.

Who knows, with a bar of Bacon Soap in the bathroom you might even cure (geddit?) your early morning bacony cravings and plump for cornflakes. One things for sure, you’ll be squealing (in pleasure) like a pig every time you get into a lather. Oink!