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Bacon Toothpaste

Makes breath bacon fresh!

Bacon Toothpaste

Makes breath bacon fresh!

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  •  Keep teeth healthy whilst enjoying the flavour of delicious bacon
  •  Perfect for when you don't have time to cook a Full English
  •  The smoky future of oral hygiene has arrived
  •  No more rancid minty paste – bacon-fresh breath every time


Mmm…bacon. Don’t you just love it? The mere thought of all that meaty, smoky, flavoursome swine flesh is enough to make you crack out your pan and get frying the second you wake up. In fact it’s so delish you probably wish you could brush your teeth with it. You can with Bacon Toothpaste. Oink!

Heralding a new era in oral hygiene, this revolutionary toothpaste is the ideal way to keep teeth and gums healthy whilst coating your cakehole with the uniquely mouth-watering flavour of smoky bacon. It makes your breath bacon fresh. No, really!

Yes, you could try brushing your peggy wegs with strips of fried bacon but you’re hardly going to be flavour of the month with a gobful of bacony bits. Bacon Toothpaste, on the other hand, is as practical as it is irresistible. It really is the perfect gift for the baconologist with everything. That’ll do, pig.

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Please Note:
  • Each tube contains approximately 2.5oz/70g of toothpaste
Product Features:
  • Bacon-flavoured toothpaste
  • Sorbitol, Water, Silica Glycerin, Flavour, Cellulose Gum, Titanium Dioxide, Xanthan Gum
  • Measures approximately 15.5cm(L) x 3.9cm(W) x 2.4cm(D)

Customer Reviews

So does it actually make your breathe smell of bacon for the whole day!
Ryan Boultbee, Swadlincote - 23rd March 2011