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The Penguin of Death Mug

Everybody’s heard about the bird

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There are two things you need to know about the Penguin of Death: 1. He is strangely attractive because of his enigmatic smile. And 2. He can kill you in any 1 of 412 different ways.

Thank goodness then for The Penguin of Death Mug which displays this handy advice, as well as an illustration of the charming assassin, in case you should ever come across him.

With no other information available on this flightless menace, we would strongly advise everyone to buy one of these mugs and warn their friends and loved ones of this terrible danger to mankind. Conveniently, this mug is also microwave and dishwasher proof. But never mind that... run and hide!

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Please Note:
  • Penguin of Death created by Edward Monkton
  • Mug is microwave and is dishwasher safe
  • Capacity: 250ml

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Visitor Reviews...

visitor avatar Thanks to this mug, I've dogded 172 various deaths out of the possible 412, all since Christmas! VERY convenient! In all seriousness though, it's a great mug, but it's a tad small. Just a tad.
Matthew, Wirral - 1st February 2012
Firebox says: Hi Matthew! Good to hear!
visitor avatar This mug is great... but being in the same room as it, especially when the penguin is looking at me, gives me an unnatural sense of unnerving. I don't even drink tea from it, in-case one of it's 412 ways is poisoning the mug. You have been warned, Firebox isn't responsible for any deaths!
Thomas Etchingham, Blyth, England - 10th January 2012
Firebox says: Ahh the unsettling glare of the Penguin of Death Mug. Just imagine a whole kitchen shelf of them!