Automatic Wind Beater Umbrella

Rihanna’s recent warbling has reignited our interest in umbrellas, so we thought we’d look for a brolly with a suitably Fireboxy twist. And by the power of Tlaloc (Aztec God of Rain, silly) we’ve found one.

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The Automatic Wind Beater Umbrella looks and feels like a regular lightweight folding brolly when not in use, its size offering no clue to its true enormity. But hit the open button and it springs open to become a massive golf-style umbrella, offering 123cm of rain-repelling coverage. It’s so big you can even fit a friend underneath.

A clever double canopy is the key to the Wind Beater’s amazing wind-resistance, so you can relax, safe in the knowledge it’s unlikely to blow inside out, even on the windiest day. You’ll be praying for bad weather just so you can enjoy its enormous polyester embrace. But don’t pray too hard, eh?