Ultra Mini Titanium Umbrella

Getting soaked sucks. But umbrellas are so darn cumbersome. So why on earth doesn’t someone invent an umbrella that fits in your coat pocket without making it look like you’re smuggling truncheons or pleased to see everyone. They have and it’s called the Ultra Mini Titanium Umbrella.

Brought to you by the brollymeisters at Totes, this impossibly compact umbrella is only 16cm long and an incredible 3.5cm thick when folded. Open it up, however, and its high performance polyester canopy expands to a bod-encompassing 93cm. Take that, you splattering great water droplets!

Compact size		Rubberised Handle		Sturdy Titanium

Despite its titchy folded size, the Ultra Mini will withstand the fiercest of winds so you can avoid any gust-related embarrassment (well almost any, it’s not that clever). A sturdy titanium pole and rubberised handle complete this sleek brolly, making it a no-nonsense essential for anyone who lives in rain-lashed Blighty. And seeing as you’re gawping at a screen not loafing on a beach, we’ll assume that means you!