Booze-fuelled wrist-wrecker, or a game of true skill? Happily it's both, but whatever state you're in when you play table football; it's always a top laugh. The lasses can get involved as well as the lads. That's always a pleasure. But it's a pity that the baby beautiful game is associated with smokey pubs and poky youth clubs as it's such fine entertainment. It's high time, and very easy, to put that right.

Don't think that having a footy table is out of your league. You don't need the room you would for a pool table, and with our range of prices you won't have to mount steed and hold up a stagecoach to pay for it. Best of all, the options available for customising the table and players mean that you can be the owner of the only table of its kind in the world. You can colour the sides and players to any specification or even add a logo.

All the parts are easily removed for cleaning, so any cigar ash/Wotsit dust/ale can rings that invade the playing area won't spoil your fun.

So, we're saying that you can have a quality piece of gaming furniture that'll last a lifetime, which looks exactly how you want it to look and that turns a previously unfulfilled corner of your house into a genuine games room. The only problem will be getting rid of everyone at 3am when it's 36 games all...

Price listed is for the standard table - customised table/pitch/team colours and corporate logos are all available at extra cost - please contact us with the specific requirements for your personalised table.

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