You Drive Me Crazy Keychain

Are you crazy in love? Good for you, but there’s no need to go around wiggling your booty like Beyoncé whilst reciting lines from Romeo and Juliet with a rose between your teeth in an attempt to get noticed. Simply present that special someone with a You Drive Me Crazy Keychain.

Cast in pewter and packaged in a charming gift box, this high quality keyring has the words ‘You Drive Me Crazy’ engraved on one side and an erratic line (which we assume signifies the meandering path of love) on the other. Give it to potential partners and it’s guaranteed to have ‘em swooning; give it to long-term lovers and pray they take its cheeky message the way it’s intended. Yes, you could search for keychains featuring Shakespeare’s sonnets, but all that longwinded gobbledegook went out with the ark. Besides, it wouldn’t fit on a keychain. Crazy little thing, eh?