Glow in the Dark Loo Roll

Bog standard? No way!

Glow in the Dark Loo Roll

Bog standard? No way!

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We’re not entirely sure why anyone would sit on the loo in total darkness but we’re told it happens all the time. Whatever. All we know is the botty wiping business could do with a bit of a boost. Enter, with a parp-tastic fanfare, Glow in the Dark Loo Roll.

Ideal for cleaning up things that go dump in the night, this deeply ridiculous toilet tissue will cast its funky green glow across the bathroom, freeing desperate guests and over-refreshed toilet-goers from that awkward pants-round-the-ankles search routine in the dead of night. (‘Sorry sock, looks like it’s down to you…again’).

Indeed, so long as it receives sufficient light during the day, Glow in the Dark Loo Roll should illuminate the immediate area enough to render switching on the light unnecessary. You can even pretend you’re dropping off Mr Brown and co aboard the Starship Enterprise. If you’re bonkers. Now wash your hands.

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Product Features:
  • Glows in the dark
  • No batteries required, just a light source
  • Approximately 9cm (Diameter) x 10cm (H)

Customer Reviews

Are you all kidding? Mine was great! We all had a real laugh with it at Christmas, I'm just ordering four more!
Lucy - 25th January 2013
Hi. . Ok so does this actually glow or not? My brother would find this hilarious but i'm wary to buy if it's not going to work?
Ldv - 2nd January 2013
Firebox says: Hi there, the glow in the dark loo roll certainly does glow in the dark!
Bought this for Halloween - a complete waste of money! Scratchy, smalll loo roll that DOESN'T glow in the dark.... Even after being left in bright light. Sorry Firebox but you let us down this time....
Wadadlicat - 3rd December 2011
Firebox says: Hi Wadadlicat, this doesn't sound right at all! Please drop us an email to and one of our friendly customer service agents will help you out.
Received this as a secret Santa present, I must say it must be the most disappointing present ever... Not only is it a single roll, but it doesn't even really glow in the dark!! Not even after putting it under a bright light for an hour... The packaging also says to wash hand throughly after handling... I don't think using it on my #### would be a great idea after reading that! Save yourself some cash and keep the light on!
J - 6th January 2011
Firebox says: Sorry to hear about your disappointing experience J, please feel free to get in touch via and we can look to resolve the matter.
Hi, would this have any adverse effect on my health? Would it change the colour or glow in the darkness effect of my bodily fluids?
BenS - 6th December 2010
Firebox says: 100% safe Ben!