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Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce

Asbestos loo roll not included

Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce

Asbestos loo roll not included

Delivery to the united states from $6.79
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Hailing from Arizona, this ferociously hot sauce is called Ass Blaster for a reason – and we should know because we’re writing this in the loo! But seriously folks, Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce is eye-watering stuff, so handle with care.

A tongue-cremating, botty-burning blend of habanero peppers and capsicum extract, this surprisingly tasty condiment will add a hellish kick to all manner of food. Plop a few drops in your favourite recipes and you’ll be thpeaking like your tongueth on fire for dayth. Nyaargh!

Packaged in an amusing wooden replica of a Wild West outhouse, each bottle carries a recipe for Ass Blaster Border Beans, bum-clenchingly delish and guaranteed to have you and your pals re-enacting the legendary campfire scene from Blazing Saddles in no time. If you’re lucky. We’d give it ten minutes if we were you…

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Please note:
  • This sauce is extremely HOT! Please use cautiously
  • Allergy advice: May contain traces of nuts
  • Storage: Store in a cool, dry place – refrigerate after opening
  • Country of origin: USA
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
  • Water, Habanero peppers, vinegar, capsicum extract, xanthum gum, carrots, salt, garlic, spices
  • Bottle – approximately 18cm (H) x 4.5cm (Dia)
  • Packaging – approximately 20.4cm (H) x 7.3cm (W) x 7.3cm (D)
  • Weight 142g

Customer Reviews

Title is true to its word.
Sam - 13th April 2014
Just wondering why cant I get this sent to Ireland. Why is it UK only?
Louise Barry - 30th July 2013
Firebox says: Unfortunately most of our food products are subject to shipping restrictions outside of the UK. This makes it quite difficult to ship, sorry about that.
Whats the scoville rating?
Mathew Haines - 18th March 2013
In response to Gonzo below: I've tried both and I would say that this is slightly stronger than Dave's Insanity sauce. This truly brings a tear to the eye!
Rissos - 17th November 2011
Firebox says: You are right there! This stuff will bring a tear to your eye, its also very tasty, if you like that kind of thing!
How hot is this sauce on the scoville scale? Is this hotter than Dave's Insanity Sauce?
Gonzo - 20th October 2011
Firebox says: Hello Gonzo! The Ass Blaster is made from Habanero peppers which are rated at 200,000 - 350,000 on the scoville scale. Dave's Insanity Sauce is also made of Habanero peppers, so should be the same level of intensity.
Ha ha! I'm getting this for my brother. He always tries to be macho pretending that nothing is too hot for him!
Kelly - 8th December 2010