Fancy becoming a green guerrilla? It’s easy with a few Flower Grenades. Designed to introduce vegetation to derelict urban spaces, these biodegradable clay ‘seed bombs’ are packed with soil and various seeds, including ryegrass, poppies and buttercups. Simply chuck ‘em into any neglected urban deadzone to transform it into a blooming garden of greenery. Concrete jungle? Bleurgh!
Launch onto a derelict site
The clay will dissolve entirely in the rain
Watch the flowers grow!
If you are wondering what’s in it for you, allow us to explain. There are over 175,000 acres of derelict land across the UK. So unless you want to spend the next few years staring at ugly scrubland littered with broken toilet seats, plastic bags and mattresses, we suggest you get lobbing pronto.
Think of it as your civic duty. The good-for-nothing government will hate you for it, so everyone’s a winner! Besides, the grenades dissolve in the rain, so even confused curtain twitchers can’t complain (unless you’re a really bad shot). It’s like being naughty and nice at the same time. Banksy Titchmarsh? GRENADE!
The clay grenade will dissolve entirely in the rain
Box contains 3x air dried clay hand grenades
Each Flower Grenade contains soil, poppy, ryegrass and buttercup seeds