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Adult Naughty Step

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Adult Naughty Step

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April Fool Product 2010!

GOTCHA! Yep that's right, this product was part of our April Fool range for 2010. We apologise if you are disappointed... or just sitting there red-faced! You can see our other April Fool products here.

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Adult Naughty Step

Adam done a swear infront of baby

Before Supernanny came along to patronise and belittle…sorry, advise and mentor parents, nobody had a clue how to punish their kids. But then she introduced us to the naughty step – a place where mischievous ankle biters are banished to reflect upon their actions. Amazingly it works, so why not use this highly effective disciplinary technique on adults?

Why not indeed, because thanks to the Adult Naughty Step you can do exactly that. Built to withstand no end of immature behaviour, this polyurethane step can be used whenever your other half oversteps the mark.

‘A lock-in at the local? I’m very disappointed, off you go.’ ‘Saucy texts? Sit there until you’re ready to act like a grown up.’ ‘You gave your mobile to some bloke who forwarded the photos of your wotsit to a Page Three girl? On that step this second!’ The possibilities are endless. Oh, behave!

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Features:
  • Corrects naughty behaviour
  • Sliding scale of naughtiness:
    • bottom step = quite naughty
    • middle step = really naughty
    • top step = might go to prison
Dimensions:
  • 70cm(W) x 84cm(H) x 90cm(D)

Customer Reviews

Firebox! can I actually get one please!!
Libby, UK - 14th May 2010
Firebox says: Sorry this was purely an April Fools product!.
Could we place a bulk order for a couple of thousand, please?
Bank Of England, London - 1st April 2010
Firebox says: Of course! We are always happy to punish those who deserve it.
I'm always getting a good moaning at from the wife, plus she is only 5'1" so this will come in handy for her to change light bulbs! Cant wait for it to arrive!
Frank, UK - 1st April 2010
A great product, now my wife always does what I say... If she doesn't, she goes on the 'Naughty Step'. It's definitely worth the money, I might even buy a second one....
Michael Wood, Manchester - 1st April 2010
Awesome product, will definitely be getting one!
Simon, - 1st April 2010
I can't believe how well this worked, I used it with my wife for 5 days and at the end of the week she cooked me dinner without complaining once!
Brian, Israel - 1st April 2010
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