Adult Naughty Step

Before Supernanny came along to patronise and belittle…sorry, advise and mentor parents, nobody had a clue how to punish their kids. But then she introduced us to the naughty step – a place where mischievous ankle biters are banished to reflect upon their actions. Amazingly it works, so why not use this highly effective disciplinary technique on adults?

Why not indeed, because thanks to the Adult Naughty Step you can do exactly that. Built to withstand no end of immature behaviour, this polyurethane step can be used whenever your other half oversteps the mark.

‘A lock-in at the local? I’m very disappointed, off you go.’ ‘Saucy texts? Sit there until you’re ready to act like a grown up.’ ‘You gave your mobile to some bloke who forwarded the photos of your wotsit to a Page Three girl? On that step this second!’ The possibilities are endless. Oh, behave!