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Family Slanket

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April Fool Product 2010!

GOTCHA! Yep that's right, this product was part of our April Fool range for 2010. We apologise if you are disappointed... or just sitting there red-faced! You can see our other April Fool products here.

Family Slanket

Fido loves it!

You’ve snuggled solo under the Single Slanket and doubled up with a loved one under the Double Slanket. But now you can slob out alongside the whole family with the Family Slanket*. Heating bills? What heating bills?

Yes, chilly loafers, thanks to ten (yes ten) armholes, this truly humungous fleece blanket can accommodate two adults and three kids. There are even extra titchy holes by the lower edge so the family dog can snuggle under its velvety embrace whilst lounging at your feet. Barking but brilliant!

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Just like its smaller siblings, the Family Slanket is soft, light and ludicrously snuggly. Cold arms? Not any more. Trust us, once you’re all comfortably swathed in its 100% polyester microfibre embrace you’ll never get up again. Not even to fetch another bucket of turkey twizzlers. Not that you’ll need to move because all those handy armholes mean that someone under the Slanket is bound to have the remote and nachos. C’mon, hands up who loves the Family Slanket!

*As seen on last week’s Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Please note:
  • 100% polyester fleece
  • Non-pilling fabric
  • Machine washable
Features:
  • Perfect winter warmer
  • Reduce your expensive heating bills by keeping warm this way
  • Never get cold arms again
  • Room for the whole family...
  • ...Even the dog!
Family Slanket Dimensions:
  • Family Slanket (overall size) - approximately 704.8cm(W) x 291.3cm(L)
Please Note:
  • Giant puppy not included

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visitor avatar I think all of the ten armed people out there will be upset when they read this... It is blatantly prejudiced to eight armed people. Now when are you going to make something for them?!
Kris, Tennessee - 1st April 2010
visitor avatar Just the thing!! No need to put the heating on at all, plus it washes and dries in just five minutes, which is completely bearable if you do star jumps for the time you are out in the cold.
ThriftyMummy, Suffolk - 1st April 2010
visitor avatar 10 holes! Finally, a Slanket I can share with my Octopus and watch Jacques Cousteau reruns with.
JT, Preble County OH - 1st April 2010
visitor avatar Looking forward to an updated version with 12 arm holes. We have a family of 6, and it's a real Dutch Oven for the youngest.
JT, Denver - 1st April 2010
Firebox says: Pity that youngest child!
visitor avatar A friend had one of these and they looked excellent! Just ordered one for my family, our Chocolate Labrador will love it.
R Evans, Herts - 1st April 2010
visitor avatar Whoah this is so cool! Me and my friends use this when we watch movies. Badass!
Adam Tyler, California - 1st April 2010
visitor avatar What a fantastic product! I have one in my house. I live alone with my dog so there are a lot of unused empty holes, but if I ever do marry and have children I have holes ready for them in this snuggly slanket.
Loof Lirpa, Gulli Bull Town - 1st April 2010
visitor avatar Oh, I'm so confused, I can't decide which of the new products on the site are today's April Fool ... so many products on here are so bizarre and way-out anyway that it's difficult to tell which ones are not real!
Philip Osborne, Wrexham - 1st April 2010
visitor avatar Now we have this, it is the first thing our friends insist on when they visit. Everyone has their own holes and the envy when we are on picnics is a bonus!
James Havelock, New Malden - 1st April 2010
visitor avatar This is so comfortable.
April Fools, London - 1st April 2010