Family Slanket
Keep it in the family
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Fido loves it!
Yes, chilly loafers, thanks to ten (yes ten) armholes, this truly humungous fleece blanket can accommodate two adults and three kids. There are even extra titchy holes by the lower edge so the family dog can snuggle under its velvety embrace whilst lounging at your feet. Barking but brilliant!
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Lavender |
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Persian Rug |
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*As seen on last week’s Jeremy Kyle Show.
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Please note:
- 100% polyester fleece
- Non-pilling fabric
- Machine washable
- Perfect winter warmer
- Reduce your expensive heating bills by keeping warm this way
- Never get cold arms again
- Room for the whole family...
- ...Even the dog!
- Family Slanket (overall size) - approximately 704.8cm(W) x 291.3cm(L)
- Giant puppy not included
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I think all of the ten armed people out there will be upset when they read this... It is blatantly prejudiced to eight armed people. Now when are you going to make something for them?!Kris, Tennessee - 1st April 2010
Just the thing!! No need to put the heating on at all, plus it washes and dries in just five minutes, which is completely bearable if you do star jumps for the time you are out in the cold.ThriftyMummy, Suffolk - 1st April 2010
10 holes! Finally, a Slanket I can share with my Octopus and watch Jacques Cousteau reruns with.JT, Preble County OH - 1st April 2010
Looking forward to an updated version with 12 arm holes. We have a family of 6, and it's a real Dutch Oven for the youngest.JT, Denver - 1st April 2010
Firebox says: Pity that youngest child!
A friend had one of these and they looked excellent! Just ordered one for my family, our Chocolate Labrador will love it.R Evans, Herts - 1st April 2010
Whoah this is so cool! Me and my friends use this when we watch movies. Badass!Adam Tyler, California - 1st April 2010
What a fantastic product! I have one in my house. I live alone with my dog so there are a lot of unused empty holes, but if I ever do marry and have children I have holes ready for them in this snuggly slanket.Loof Lirpa, Gulli Bull Town - 1st April 2010
Oh, I'm so confused, I can't decide which of the new products on the site are today's April Fool ... so many products on here are so bizarre and way-out anyway that it's difficult to tell which ones are not real!Philip Osborne, Wrexham - 1st April 2010
Now we have this, it is the first thing our friends insist on when they visit.
Everyone has their own holes and the envy when we are on picnics is a bonus!James Havelock, New Malden - 1st April 2010
This is so comfortable.April Fools, London - 1st April 2010
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