WonKey

Even the ponciest bars and restaurants suffer from wobbly table syndrome. But life’s too short to wait for snippy waiters to grudgingly stuff a hastily folded matchbook under the offending leg. So why not do it yourself with the WonKey.

This neat little keyring-friendly rubber oojamiflip wedges under wonky table legs, thus levelling things out for the duration of your meal. Brilliant! Just slip it off your keyring and runaway peas will be history. It’s so quick and easy you might even cop a look up your date’s dress. Did we just type that out loud? Oops.

Set to become an essential companion for anyone who wines and dines on a regular basis, the WonKey costs a fraction of your average dry cleaning bill. And anything that delivers you from the humiliation of a lapful of Merlot is priceless. Steady on!