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Glow in the Dark Suntan Lotion

Does exactly what it says on the tin

Glow in the Dark Suntan Lotion

Does exactly what it says on the tin

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April Fool Product 2010!

GOTCHA! Yep that's right, this product was part of our April Fool range for 2010. We apologise if you are disappointed... or just sitting there red-faced! You can see our other April Fool products here.

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Suntan Glowtion

Applying suntan lotion can be a right pain in the rear – quite literally if you miss that bit just between your crack and your back. And that’s the rub, because it’s easy to miss sensitive areas with all this newfangled invisi-lotion. Besides, the cremated lobster look is seriously last century (unless your name’s George Hamilton).

Thankfully help is at hand in the form of Glow in the Dark Suntan Lotion, easily absorbed UVA/UVB sunscreen that glows green in low light. No, we haven’t got sunstroke, this is the greatest thing to happen to sunbathing since the dental floss thong. Simply apply the non-sticky lotion in a darkened room and you’ll never miss a bit again. The second you step into the sunshine the lotion becomes 100% invisible. Genius!


Missed a spot!

Yes, you’ll look daft if you forget to wash it off come nightfall, but even a green face is preferable to a scarlet one. Just ask the Hulk.

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Please Note:
  • SPF 30+ UVA/UVB
  • Non sticky and Water resistant
  • Glow may last up to 48hours, in rare cases it may become semi-permanent.
  • Measures 5cm(W) x 15cm(H) x 5cm(D)
  • 30 mL

Customer Reviews

Why would you need Sun Tan lotion in the dark???????
Kay Jay, Leicester - 1st April 2010
Firebox says: Why wouldn't you?
"Glow may last up to 48hours, in rare cases it may become semi-permanent." Semi-permanent my backside! I used this on my holiday in Ibiza 2 years ago and I still can't leave the house at night.
Beth Rudkin, Leeds - 1st April 2010
Firebox says: Oops.. sorry about that Beth!
I cant believe how this has changed the whole perspective of going to the beach, first you slap on the ultra amazing glow in the dark suntan lotion - sit back and wait for the lotion to collect all of the suns vibes, but when nightfall comes you will be the best of the bunch at the beach party!! Buy this now!!
Mark Phillips, UK - 1st April 2010
I didn't realise these actually existed, they do! Cream up in the dark. I did.
Neil Jenkins, Burton - 1st April 2010

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