Glow in the Dark Suntan Lotion

Applying suntan lotion can be a right pain in the rear – quite literally if you miss that bit just between your crack and your back. And that’s the rub, because it’s easy to miss sensitive areas with all this newfangled invisi-lotion. Besides, the cremated lobster look is seriously last century (unless your name’s George Hamilton).

Thankfully help is at hand in the form of Glow in the Dark Suntan Lotion, easily absorbed UVA/UVB sunscreen that glows green in low light. No, we haven’t got sunstroke, this is the greatest thing to happen to sunbathing since the dental floss thong. Simply apply the non-sticky lotion in a darkened room and you’ll never miss a bit again. The second you step into the sunshine the lotion becomes 100% invisible. Genius!

Yes, you’ll look daft if you forget to wash it off come nightfall, but even a green face is preferable to a scarlet one. Just ask the Hulk.