GOTCHA! Yep that's right, this product was part of our April Fool range for 2010. We apologise if you are disappointed... or just sitting there red-faced! You can see our other April Fool products here.
Love ducks, hate greed? It sounds quackers but the ingenious Duck Separator has been developed to help all you park-based bread-chuckers feed your favourite ducks whilst excluding pushy, greedy ones. Getting the duck out has never been easier.
Simply aim the barrel pondwards, pop your chunk of bread in the Separator’s food chamber and pull the trigger. Ker-plop! When the duckies start swimming towards the floating bread all you do is pull the trigger again to open the telescopic hoops over your favourite quacker as it nears its soggy treat. Hey presto, an instant exclusion zone that allows your duck of choice to enjoy its breadfest in peace.
Waddle all the other ducks think?
If you don’t fancy firing your bits of bread from the shooter you can always practice your aim by simply chucking them before ensnaring your preferred duck. The whole exercise is incredibly therapeutic, especially when the greedy ducks outside the separator start quacking in green-eyed fury. Ooh, you should see the looks on their beaks. Quack!
Duck Separator comes with a sheet of stickers (eyes and beak holes) to be attached
Do not use this product to feed dogs due to choking hazards
Not suitable for use on swans
Do not use cake instead of bread. Jams and sticky sauces can clog up the pipe. If so, blow hard.
Fill the funnelled chamber with bread
Aim the barrel towards the desired duck and pull the trigger
The bread will now shoot into the ducks mouth and the surrounding area
Push the trigger again to release the 2 orange hoops towards the duck. This will now create a mini exclusion zone for other ducks
Push the button next to the handle to bring the 2 orange hoops back towards the Separator