Giant Chupa Chup

Are your sitting comfortably? Good, because we’re about to give you a right mouthful. A mouthful in the shape of the forehead-slappingly ridiculous Giant Chupa Chup. Slurp!

This utterly bonkers strawberry flavoured lollipop weighs in at a dentist-defying 750g and boasts a 13” circumference. Get your laughing gear round that! No, really, we dare you. It’s 75 times bigger than a regular Chupa Chup, making it more Belisha beacon than lollipop. Add to these mouth-watering statistics a whacking great stick that brings its overall length to 14” and you’re looking at the mother of all lollipops.

Brought to you by a legendary lollipop brand (well it’s the only one we’ve heard of), the Giant Chupa Chup features all the details you’ve come to know and love, only much bigger. It even comes swathed in a colourful wrapper emblazoned with the iconic Salvador Dali designed Chupa Chup logo.

Speaking of modern art, you’ll need to be a right sucker to slurp you way through a lolly of these proportions. You might even have to *gulp* share it. Failing that you can hold it aloft all day and pretend your hands have shrunk.

Surely the most exciting piece of hard candy to hit the streets since Willy Wonka dreamed up the everlasting gobstopper, the Giant Chupa Chup is set to delight greedy kids, grown up lollipop lovers and hardcore Kojak fans (kids get googling) across the globe. Make ya heart go giddy up? Absolutely.

It would of course be tempting to wind things up with a suitably suggestive remark about enormous lollipops. But seeing as this is a family site, we’ll resist. Besides, the boss is standing over us with a Giant Chupa Chup and he’s not about to offer us a lick. Clonk!