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Samurai Umbrella

A new handle on an old problem

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Samurai Umbrella

Way of the Umbrella

Samurai warriors don’t get wet. They dodge the raindrops using ancient techniques handed down to them by some doddery old bloke who looks like Mr Miyagi off The Karate Kid. Probably. Unfortunately, when it’s really bucketing down, even a full-on shogun master needs a bit of help – and here it is in the deeply stylish shape of the Samurai Umbrella.

Ideal for ninjas, noble warriors and anyone who’s OD’d on badly-dubbed kung fu movies, this elegant nylon brolly features a realistic samurai sword-style handle, so you can protect yourself from the wrath of Kuraokami (that’s the Japanese rain god, stupid) without looking like a dorkish ‘nana.

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Simply withdraw this finely-crafted rain repeller from its shoulder-mounted nylon scabbard, depress the push button mechanism and you’re ready to do battle with the elements. You can even pull a few martial artsy moves in between downpours. Try doing that with one of those nincompoopish curvy-handled jobs. Hi-Yaaa!

Samurai Umbrella
For some unfathomable reason there’s something strangely comforting about walking around with an umbrella/sword hybrid. Just gripping that elongated hilt is enough to make you wanna squeeze into a yellow jumpsuit and practise your Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. ‘Please boss, I was just trying to swat a fly.’

With all the great weather we enjoy here in Blighty (ha-flippin’-ha), a decent umbrella is essential. Ergo, one that looks like an ancient weapon is an absolute must. So get ordering, but hurry: our highly renowned master supplier (now posing as a sushi chef) has taken a blood oath to construct and dispatch each Samurai Umbrella only to those he deems worthy of its power.* Sayonara!

*We might have made that up. Actually we did.
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Please Note:
  • Push button opening
  • Comes with shoulder strap and nylon sleeve
Dimensions:
  • Full length umbrella - 95cm(L) x 100cm(Dia)
  • Compact umbrella - 40cm(L) x 100cm(Dia)

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visitor avatar Bought this for my friend as she's all about the samurai. The delivery is speedy as always from firebox. And the umbrella is just awesome. Despite its size, the compact version still has the cool factor over all umbrellas.
Chris, Guildford - Jul '10
visitor avatar I got bought this as a belated birthday gift from my best mate. First impressions were good - the detail of the handle is fantastic and the brolly size when opened (he got me the 'full length' variant) is sure to to keep any rain from touching me even in a potential downpour. Notably a bit of an odd gift considering it's the middle of summer. But it has so far been kept in my car boot, recently scaring the poop out of a jolly car cleaning company, who opened my boot to hoover it during a mini valet and must have assumed I was some kind of Yakuza ninja-type. A great purchase and very highly recommended!
Matt Cross, Lincolnhamptonshire - Jul '10
visitor avatar This is the greatest umbrella ever made, not a drop of water shall ever touch my head while I wield it.
Mark Allan, Gainford - Jun '10
visitor avatar There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything... that being said they didn't have sword umbrellas.
Robb, Manchester - Jun '10
visitor avatar I wonder how long before you are stopped and searched walking down the street with a potential sword on your back!? :).
Brian, Zurich - Jun '10
visitor avatar I come from a small, retiring quiet area of South Wales called Swansea (don't laugh) and I`m thinking of getting one of these for my gran, as the shoulder strap seems a great idea and would ease the strain on her arthritic hands as she wouldn't have to carry the two house bricks in her handbag anymore, as the Samurai handle would deter her being 'stopped and searched' as the previous reviewer called it. I'm gonna recommend this to all my friends grandparents because if I'm gonna be stuck in the queue for 2 hours waiting to sort out my passport, ninja nanna's going first is the best reason.
Anthony, South Wales - Jun '10
visitor avatar It doesn't matter its no actually a sword its an AWESOME Samurai umbrella.
Scott, Tamworth - Jun '10
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