22 Carat Vodka

Hands up who wants to be a millionaire? Good. Now that we’ve established you’re a bunch of wannabe Ivanas we can tempt you with our 22 Carat Vodka, the most decadent drink this side of crushed diamond champagne.

Flicking the ears of austerity and sticking two fingers up at the credit crunch, this smooth pink (yes, pink) German vodka is infused with edible flakes of genuine 22 carat gold. It’s like a shimmering golden blizzard swirling around in a potent ocean of luxe pink liquor. Or something like that. If this stuff doesn’t impress guests you might as well get your butler to serve ‘em vintage cognac mixed with fresh unicorn tears and lunar truffles.

Glass Stopper	Pouring a pink martini	Gold flecks

Indeed, 22 Carat Vodka makes regular firewater seem about as exotic as Dean Gaffney’s used bath water. Unrivalled in terms of sheer self-indulgence, its elegant diamond-shaped bottle features a glass stopper and even comes wrapped in a luxurious gold mesh bag. Fabulous? Why dahling, it’s the perfect gift for the cocktail-loving girl with everything.

In case you’re wondering how this precious brew’s feminine pink hue is achieved, wonder no more. It’s the same natural colouring used by Mother Nature to tint blood oranges – but fear not, the vodka doesn’t taste remotely orangey; it’s clean and pure with a dash of tasteless (no, not in that way) bling. Shoot it neat or use it as a supremely lavish mixer. Pink martini with gold flecks? It’d be rude not to. Cheers!