Global Secret Santa

Choose a gift from our spectacular range of Secret Santa products.

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We deliver your gift straight to a mystery recipient; and likewise, a gift from another participant to you!

Screaming Flying Monkey
Pull back this mental monkey's elasticated arms and watch him fly through the air, screeching.

Chocolate Ants
Ants in your pants? Pah! Eat a couple of deliciously different Chocolate Ants and you'll have them in your hands, mouth and entire digestive system!

Striker LED Mine Tourch
Shed light on any scenario, no matter how fiddly, with this magnetic torch that can aim its intensely bright beam at almost any angle.

Key Bottle Opener
This Key Bottle Opener from intriguingly-titled designers Suck UK guarantees entry into any beer bottle. The key to happiness!

Magneat
Wind away pesky cables with this wearable magnetic tidy. It’s brilliantly simple and simply brilliant.

Plop Trumps
Find out if emu poo is yuckier than horse dung in this ploptastic take on the famous card game of one-upmanship.

Thinking Putty
The ultimate colour-changing stress reliever. Stretch it, squish it, mould it, tear it, pop it and shatter it. Amazing!

Eggling (Basil)
Simply crack the ceramic shell open, add water to the pre-sown fortified peat mixture and before long you'll have a desktop plant to be proud of!

Airfix Classics (British Infantry)
Perfect re-issues of Airfix’s classic 1:32 scale ultra-realistic little plastic military figures. Atten-shun!

iPhone Stylus and Touchscreen Cleaning Kit
Keep beloved touch screen gizmos gunk-free with this revolutionary ‘wet cleaning’ system.

Crap Trumps
Why deal with Ferraris and Lambos when you can compare complete rustbuckets and comedy jalopies? The card game that revels in tat!

Giant Microbe (MRSA)
You won't know whether to say 'aah' or 'argh!' when you're hugging a Microbe, because this cuddly critter is modelled on MRSA. It's a super-bug!

Blooming Decorations
Deck the halls with eco-friendly Christmas decorations embedded with seeds. Simply plant after use and they grow into gorgeous wildflowers. Hark!

Bungee Bird Feeder
Guaranteed to get the neighbours talking and the wildlife squawking, hang him from a branch and watch as he gets pecked to pieces!

Underwater Disco Light
This mesmerising floating gizmo projects a barrage of psychedelic lights onto the bottom and sides of your bath. Strike a pose!

Nite Glowring
Clever chemistry, batteryless, no-maintenance light source that glows for up to a decade. Illuminating!

Sharp-End
Utterly infantile pencil sharpener involving a cat with a raised tail and a litter tray to catch the shavings. Guess where the pencil goes? Meow!

Emergency Phone Charger
Juiceless mobile phone? Better call the AA. No, not them - the standard AA battery that powers this chic, take-anywhere charger.