Busy? Of course you’re not. You wouldn’t be gawping at a picture of a man driving a sofa if you had anything important to do. Which means you’re just the kind of bonkers numbskull who’ll love our Wacky Racers Driving Experience.
Despite the name, Dick Dastardly plays no part in this hilariously bizarre day out. It’s just you, an 87mph sofa, a pant-soilingly nippy office chair, a double-decker car and the world’s fastest street-legal bed. Mental? The whole thing is totally hatstand!
Bringing a whole new meaning to the term ‘fast worker’ your day begins with a blast around the racetrack strapped to a motorised desk and office chair. We’ll even provide you with a shirt and tie. Yes, really. ‘Honest boss, I was working.’
Next up, it’s time to take a seat on the celebrated leopard print sofa, a bum-clenchingly fast bit of furniture that needs to be seen to be disbelieved. In terms of surreal experiences this is right up there with orbiting Saturn in a brass sausage before going ice skating in a flannel volcano with a meringue cat.
...and of course a sofa!
Sofa, so good. But now it’s time to take the controls of the Double-Decker, a harebrained contraption in which the top driver steers and some mug down below controls the pedals. It’s like trying to pat your head and rub your tum whilst playing the glockenspiel with your feet. In other words, hilarious.
Finally, after all that excitement, it’s time for bed: the world's fastest street-legal bed, to be precise. Tucked snugly under a duvet, you’ll be chauffeur-driven around the scenic British countryside before returning to the track.
A great gift for surrealist speed freaks, the Wacky Racers Driving Experience is guaranteed to amuse, confound and terrify in equal measure. You don’t even need a full driving licence to take part – and that, more than anything, just about says it all. Aargh!
All Firebox Gift Experience vouchers ship in a smart boxed presentation gift tin containing:
The lucky recipient's personalised Gift Voucher
A lanyard to wear on the day
This product is sent to you directly by our experience provider via Royal Mail 1st Class and should take around 1-3 working days to arrive for mainland UK addresses.
The World's Wackiest Racers Experience will see you riding along in some completely bizarre vehicles.
You'll have the pleasure of being a passenger in the world's fastest sofa, bed and office desk, as well as driving a bizarre double-decker car yourself.
You will be in a group of six participants.
The experience will last approximately 3 hours.
A reasonable level of fitness is required.
The maximum weight for this experience is 20 stone.
A driving license is not required for this experience.
This experience is available on selected dates throughout the year, usually weekends.
Your voucher is valid for 10 months for one person