Penguin USB Flash Drives

What is it with you lot and penguins? When you’re not busy cooing over them in epic documentaries, you’re giggling at their slapstick shenanigans down the zoo, or impersonating their waddle every time you run out of loo roll.

With this bird-brained obsession in mind, we would like to present Penguin USB Flash Drives. Impossibly cute, these funky little memory sticks are disguised as everyone’s favourite flightless marine bird. No, we don’t know why, but we absolutely adore them. You’ll want to collect the lot!

Available in 2GB and 4GB versions, each take-anywhere penguin is fashioned from tactile, water resistant silicone. And although we don’t recommend chucking yours in an ice hole or emptying a bucket of fish over it, a few raindrops shouldn’t do it any harm. Aark! There’s even a little hole in the tail so you can attach ‘em to keyrings, handbags or zookeeper’s overalls. Cool? they’re positively polar!

There are four different penguins to collect, three with adorable little scarves and a festive fella sporting a Santa hat. Bless! Why not collect an entire colony; one for documents, one for music and one for photos of krill, squid, sardines and similarly yummy seafood. Or not.

Unlike many novelty USB sticks, you won’t lose the protective cap of your beaky little blighter because the sciencey metal bit is revealed by flipping back the head, Pez dispenser style. You can even put on a hushed, David Attenborough voice every time you pop ‘em in your ports.

If there’s a cuter way of keeping files safe and sound we’d like to see it, because anyone who claps eyes on a Penguin USB Flash Drive is immediately smitten. But stock is already becoming endangered, so get ordering and p-plug in a penguin. Squawk!