Gioteck Stage Light

Mention disco lights and most people think of naff mirrorballs, multicoloured dancefloors and men in white flares striking ridiculous poses. And that’s a shame because blindin’ light shows add a whole new dimension to music, especially if you’re rocking out to Guitar Hero, Anton du Beke-ing it round the bedroom, or twisting your melon like it’s 1989. Step forward the Gioteck Stagelight.

Specifically created to inject a bit of high-tech oomph into the whole lights-to-music genre, this powerful little projector uses superbright LEDs and sound-activation technology to beam colourful circles of light on to walls and ceilings. And unlike old-school contraptions it’s battery operated and supremely portable, so you can take it anywhere you fancy. Paaarty!

Ideal for all you Guitar Hero/Rock Band obsessives, karaoke loons, Strictly fans and psychedelic inhabitants of the Planet Hendrix, the Gioteck features a glowing touch sensitive on/off button and fully adjustable flash sensitivity dial. This means you can crank up the response speed when you’re thrashing out the Ace of Spades and mellow things out when your chillin’ to I’m a Little Teapot. (Well, you never know).

Unlike similar party projector-style gizmos, the Gioteck produces strong, defined circles of light, not wishy washy, hippy trippy blobs. The effect is truly scintillating. Rockers, ravers and game-obsessed pre-shavers will love it. You can even use it to brainwash boring houseguests into getting off their backsides and having a boogie.

Despite its diminutive price tag, this captivating box of tricks is infinitely more impressive than many high-end light chuckers. We guarantee you’ll be mesmerised. So get ordering. Why should ears have all the fun!