The new Horror Edition Sound Machine features spooky ghosts, eerie atmospheric sounds, cackling witches and more!
Classic Sound Machine
Talk is cheap but it’s not always funny. Stupid noises, on the other hand, are always hilarious. But unless you can perform vocal gymnastics like the bloke off Police Academy they are not that easy to make. Enter the sublimely ridiculous Sound Machine.
This handheld electronic noisemaker is preloaded with 16 gloriously infantile sound effects, from cheers, boos and wolf whistles to farts, belches and gun shots. It’s destined to provide the soundtrack to your life. Indeed we’re about to hit its comedy punchline button at the end of this very sentence!
Yes, we know you couldn’t hear that but it summed up the situation beautifully. And that’s the idea because the Sound Machine contains a sound effect for every scenario: tightwad gets a round in (applause); thicko finally gets a joke (idea ping); bozo gets blanked in the pub (wrong answer); pal drops a bombshell (bomb dropping); vicar comes round for tea (fart). Well maybe not, but the possibilities are endless.
Classic Version
Horror Version
New: SCI-FI Version
A great gift for the childish joker with everything, the Sound Machine is pocket friendly, literally and metaphorically, and is set to punctuate your day at every juncture. You’ll wonder how you ever managed without an on-demand library of raspberries, ker-chings and drum rolls. If only George Dubya had one he’d never have got himself into such a pickle.
Whether you are using it in the pub, classroom or bank manager’s office, the Sound Machine is guaranteed to help you lose friends and alienate people faster than you can say ‘the one who smelt it dealt it.’ But who cares about that when you can produce an instant boinging noise whenever you fancy. *Applause*
Fab machine my one year old was wandering round the house with the spooky sound box and she would find the witches laughter funny and chuckle to herself. Also when she was entering the room she would press the creaking coffin button which made the whole family laugh so much fun. Cannot wait to get different ones fab present and if a one year old can make people laugh with it it has to be fantastic. Monique Beasley, Trowbridge - 10th November 2012
Firebox says: That sounds extremely cute! Maybe take a video and share it on the site?
Very funny, couldn't put it down. Came next day too...very fast. . John, Durham - 1st May 2010
An absolutely excellent product! Bought it for my little sister and ended up giving it to her 3 weeks late as I was having to much fun with!!! A must have for anyone one who. . .Just for anyone!! Jonah Freud, London - 8th December 2009
This thing is great for the office and has produced many, many laughs during its first day of "field testing". Lol
The sound quality is excellent and the only problem is that it's simply too loud for an open plan office environment. I've had to wrap tape around mine in an attempt to quieten it (hasn't worked that well)...that's the only bad thing I can say about it! Mark, London - 23rd October 2009
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The new Horror Edition Sound Machine features spooky ghosts, eerie atmospheric sounds, cackling witches and more!