Star Trek Cologne

Have you ever wondered how Captain Kirk pulled all those hot aliens? It wasn’t the lopsided wig. It wasn’t the ham-laden gravitas. And it certainly wasn’t the way he spoke. As. If. Each. Word. Was. Its. Own. Sentence. No people, James Tiberius Kirk was a hit because he smelt fantastic. And so can you thanks to Star Trek Colognes.

Set to stun, these fully licensed fragrances boldly go where no scents have gone before. But they’re not just for Trekkies, they’ve been formulated to smell gorgeous on normal, non geek wearers too.

First up, for men, there’s Tiberius. Named after the most famous starship captain in Starfleet history, this casual yet commanding cologne is spiked with freshness and sensuality (it says here). Citron zest, black pepper and cedar create refreshingly clear top notes, layered over a wooded, spicy scent.

Ponn Farr		Red Shirt		Tiberius

Next up, put yourself in the line of fire with Red Shirt. Why? Because this manly scent has been named after the apparel favored by the bold but stupid saps/extras who, with grim inevitability, always met a grisly end during away missions. Bright and clean with top notes of green mandarin, bergamot and hints of lavender, Red Shirt finishes with base notes of leather and grey musk. Ah, the sweet smell of…expendability.

Finally, for the ladies, leave logic behind with Pon Farr. Named after the Vulcan mating cycle, this refreshingly feminine fragrance is invigorating and dramatic. Light top notes of citrus, blackcurrant, water lily and lotus blossom are complemented by base notes of sandalwood, peach and mulberry. Fascinating.

Beautifully packaged, Star Trek fragrances are guaranteed to appeal to sci-fi disciples as well as non-believers, and make a great talking point, especially if you’re sipping Romulan lager in a distant galaxy. Or down the bar. So get ordering and remember: live long and smell great!