The Ultimate Festival Kit

Lemme hear you say ‘yeah!’

The Ultimate Festival Kit

Lemme hear you say ‘yeah!’

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All you could ever need for a festival!

Festivals used to be all about warm beer, loud music, squelchy mud, random snogs, spaced-out hippies and gazillions of smelly fans. Oh yes, and more warm beer. Hold on…they still are. And that’s why you need the Ultimate Festival Survival Kit.

Brought to you by two ingenious festival veterans, this 100% cotton drawstring bag weighs in at only 845 grams, yet it contains everything you need to enjoy your summer festival of choice – and with more than 375 shindigs to choose from over the coming months, we’ll assume you’re going to at least one.

Silver emergency blanket close-up

Emergency blanket to stay warm

Rammed with 18 mini essentials, the Ultimate Festival Survival Kit is set to become your constant companion as you strut your stuff in a sea of writhing music fans. Or pass out comatose in your rain-battered tent.

There’s lip balm, a PVC poncho, pocket-size tissues, face wipes, a tube of SPF30 sunscreen, a powerful keychain torch, toilet seat covers, anti-bacterial hand gel, a travel toothbrush with paste, chewing gum, an emergency blanket, a mini first-aid kit, a glow in the dark whistle (handy for ravers stuck in a timewarp) and travel size shower gel and shampoo. Phew!

2 condoms in each kit

Stay safe with these condoms

We’ll even throw in a couple of condoms for you to snigger at and blow up when you inevitably fail to pull, and two pairs of ear plugs to deaden the godawful racket generated by whichever band decides to suffer from ‘exhaustion’ on the day. They really have thought of everything. All you need is a ticket and you’re sorted.

Whether you’re feeling the love at Glasto, doing that silly devil sign at Download or looking for your mum at V Fest, this handy survival kit will deliver you from dry lips, bad breath, smelly armpits, burnt cheeks and much more. In fact the only thing it won’t do is make Pete Doherty’s set sound any good. And that’s where the aforementioned warm beer comes in. Cheers!

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Canvas Bag Contains:
  • 1x PVC poncho (green or blue), reusable and durable
  • 1x SPF30 Suncreen, 29ml
  • 1x BeeKind® Shampoo, 30 ml
  • 1x BeeKind® Anti-Stress Shower Gel, 30ml
  • 1x Pack of Pocket-size Tissues
  • 2x Pairs of Moldex® Spark Ear Plugs in Pocket Pack
  • 1x SPF15 Natural Lip Balm
  • 1x Pack of 15 MyWipes
  • 1x LED keychain torch
  • 1x 6" GlowStick
  • 1x Travel Toothbrush with Paste
  • 1x Chewing Gum
  • 2x Condoms
  • 1x Asseptgel Anti-bacterial Hand Gel, 59ml
  • 1x Pack of 10 Toilet Seat Covers
  • 1x Emergency Blanket
  • 1x Mini First-Aid Kit
Please Note:
  • Canvas Bag Material: 100% unbleached cotton
  • Colour: Natural
  • Closure: drawstring with black plastic stopper
Please Note:
  • Bag Size: 20 x 32cm

Customer Reviews

Very good kit. Unfortunately though, it doesn't come with what is listed. For example, I got Beekind shampoo instead of kiss my face, and I didn't get any deodorant. I thought this would happen, as I checked the Ultimate Festival Kit site and they didn't have it listed, so bought from you thinking it was an extra!
Harry - 9th July 2011
Firebox says: Sorry for that Harry, we've already amended the deodorant, and are just waiting on confirmation from the suppliers to get confirmation of the contents. If you'd like to discuss it further, just drop us a line via
I've noticed some reviews mention a 'magic towel' and 'any time shampoo', but they're not included in the bag, are they? If not, can you get them elsewhere?
Harry - 21st June 2011
Firebox says: Sure do Harry! Here you go - and
Got this for Christmas along with my Leeds fest ticket, it's ace but I can't seem to turn the little LED torch on? :).
Cait - 26th December 2010
Firebox says: Sorry to hear that, if you're still having issues drop an e-mail to and we will see if we can do anything for you.
Bought one of these for my first ever festival, and my god what a kit! It was definitely the best purchase I made! All the stuff I needed to keep me going and also make friends by them chaving the poncho and stuff!
Matt Harker - 24th August 2010
What is the difference to shampoo and any time shampoo?
Zack Cornick - 20th June 2010
Firebox says: It's a dry shampoo, so you can use it whenever and wherever!.
My mate bought this for me and it's unbelievable, quite clearly put together by people who really know festivals!
Andrea Shemwell - 27th May 2010