The Ultimate Festival Kit

Lemme hear you say ‘yeah!’

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All you could ever need for a festival!

Festivals used to be all about warm beer, loud music, squelchy mud, random snogs, spaced-out hippies and gazillions of smelly fans. Oh yes, and more warm beer. Hold on…they still are. And that’s why you need the Ultimate Festival Survival Kit.

Brought to you by two ingenious festival veterans, this 100% cotton drawstring bag weighs in at only 845 grams, yet it contains everything you need to enjoy your summer festival of choice – and with more than 375 shindigs to choose from over the coming months, we’ll assume you’re going to at least one.

Emergency blanket to stay warm

Rammed with 18 mini essentials, the Ultimate Festival Survival Kit is set to become your constant companion as you strut your stuff in a sea of writhing music fans. Or pass out comatose in your rain-battered tent.

There’s lip balm, a PVC poncho, pocket-size tissues, face wipes, a tube of SPF30 sunscreen, a powerful keychain torch, toilet seat covers, anti-bacterial hand gel, a travel toothbrush with paste, chewing gum, an emergency blanket, a mini first-aid kit, a glow in the dark whistle (handy for ravers stuck in a timewarp) and travel size shower gel and shampoo. Phew!

Stay safe with these condoms

We’ll even throw in a couple of condoms for you to snigger at and blow up when you inevitably fail to pull, and two pairs of ear plugs to deaden the godawful racket generated by whichever band decides to suffer from ‘exhaustion’ on the day. They really have thought of everything. All you need is a ticket and you’re sorted.

Whether you’re feeling the love at Glasto, doing that silly devil sign at Download or looking for your mum at V Fest, this handy survival kit will deliver you from dry lips, bad breath, smelly armpits, burnt cheeks and much more. In fact the only thing it won’t do is make Pete Doherty’s set sound any good. And that’s where the aforementioned warm beer comes in. Cheers!

Canvas Bag Contains:

1x PVC poncho (green or blue), reusable and durable
1x SPF30 Suncreen, 29ml
1x BeeKind® Shampoo, 30 ml
1x BeeKind® Anti-Stress Shower Gel, 30ml
1x Pack of Pocket-size Tissues
2x Pairs of Moldex® Spark Ear Plugs in Pocket Pack
1x SPF15 Natural Lip Balm
1x Pack of 15 MyWipes
1x LED keychain torch
1x 6" GlowStick
1x Travel Toothbrush with Paste
1x Chewing Gum
2x Condoms
1x Asseptgel Anti-bacterial Hand Gel, 59ml
1x Pack of 10 Toilet Seat Covers
1x Emergency Blanket
1x Mini First-Aid Kit

Please Note:

Canvas Bag Material: 100% unbleached cotton
Colour: Natural
Closure: drawstring with black plastic stopper

Please Note:

Bag Size: 20 x 32cm

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Customer Reviews

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Very good kit. Unfortunately though, it doesn't come with what is listed. For example, I got Beekind shampoo instead of kiss my face, and I didn't get any deodorant. I thought this would happen, as I checked the Ultimate Festival Kit site and they didn't have it listed, so bought from you thinking it was an extra!
Harry, Brentwood - 9th July 2011

Firebox says: Sorry for that Harry, we've already amended the deodorant, and are just waiting on confirmation from the suppliers to get confirmation of the contents. If you'd like to discuss it further, just drop us a line via info@firebox.com.

I've noticed some reviews mention a 'magic towel' and 'any time shampoo', but they're not included in the bag, are they? If not, can you get them elsewhere?
Harry, United Kingdom - 21st June 2011

Firebox says: Sure do Harry! Here you go - http://www.firebox.com/product/3863/No-Rinse-Festival-Pack and http://www.firebox.com/product/3678/Chilly-Towels

Got this for Christmas along with my Leeds fest ticket, it's ace but I can't seem to turn the little LED torch on? :).
Cait, Leeds - 26th December 2010

Firebox says: Sorry to hear that, if you're still having issues drop an e-mail to info@firebox.com and we will see if we can do anything for you.

Bought one of these for my first ever festival, and my god what a kit! It was definitely the best purchase I made! All the stuff I needed to keep me going and also make friends by them chaving the poncho and stuff!
Matt Harker, St. Albans, London - 24th August 2010

What is the difference to shampoo and any time shampoo?
Zack Cornick, Leeds - 20th June 2010

Firebox says: It's a dry shampoo, so you can use it whenever and wherever!.

My mate bought this for me and it's unbelievable, quite clearly put together by people who really know festivals!
Andrea Shemwell, Sheffield - 27th May 2010