BBQ Branding Iron

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BBQ Branding Iron

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Have you ever fancied branding your meat? Course you have. It’s worth it just to hear that strangely satisfying ‘phsstt’ sound. Sadly most branding irons are only capable of scorching pre-determined symbols onto burgers and steaks. Not so the flesh-searingly brilliant BBQ Branding Iron.

With fifty-two letters and eight blank spaces, this ingenious aluminium branding iron allows wannabe cowboys and cowgirls to customise their food with whatever message they fancy, from ‘Nice Rump’ to ‘Dead Meat’. Char!

Simply arrange the letters, lock ‘em in place and shove the iron in the barbie. Then when it’s nice and hot brand your message – phsstt! Use it on steaks, chops, chicken, burgers or even (gasp!) tofu. No lassoing required.

Thanks to two lines of text and a whole heap of letters, the possibilities are (almost) endless: ‘Happy Birthday’, ‘Road Kill’, ‘McTasty’, Eat Me’, ‘Vegans Suck’, ‘Crime Scene’, ‘Hot Stuff’, ‘RIP Daisy’, ‘What Diet’, ‘Medium Rare’, ‘Ouch’… and those are just the clean ones. Profanity-seared meat splattered with ketchup? What’s not to like!

Perfect for adding a personal touch to all kinds of nosh, the BBQ Branding Iron is set to become every barbecue fan’s favourite novelty utensil. You can even pretend you’re a genuine spur-twirling cowboy, branding steers out yonder for old man Smithers. If you want.

Speaking of cowboys, the good ol’ boys over at the Firebox Ranch reckon this ingenious gizmo is gonna fly off the shelves faster than you can say ‘medium rare’. So quit lollygagging around and hit the Buy button. Phsstt!

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Please Note:
  • Not suitable for Children, contains small parts
  • Take care when in use
  • Do not change the letters if hot
  • Handwash only
  • Maximum 9 characters per line
  • Write messages on steaks, burgers, chicken or tofu
  • Two lines of text
  • 52 changeable letters
  • Easy to use
  • BBQ Branding Iron
  • Two locks to hold the letters in place
  • Spanner
  • Every letter in the alphabet plus a few more:
    • 3xA, 2xB, 2xC, 3xD, 2xE, 2xF, G, 2xH, 3xI, J, K, 4xL, 2xM, 2xN, 4xO, 2xP, Q, 3xR, 3xS, 3xT, U, V, W, X, 2xY, Z
  • Measures approximately: 46.5cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 8cm (D)

Customer Reviews

Warmed it up and branded the meat, but the numbers stuck to the meat and my my whole branding plan came apart. Great idea, but not the best design.
Cor - 1st April 2012
Firebox says: Hello, sorry to hear that! Please drop us an email with your order details to so we can resolve this for you.
How long is the item with packaging as not sure it will fit in my suitcase.
Victoria - 16th October 2011
Firebox says: Hey Victoria, the Iron measures approximately: 46.5cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 8cm (D).
Could I spell branded bull?
Jrw - 30th June 2011
Firebox says: You sure can Jrw!
For the 4E's phrase try "bite my tender meaty ass" that should fit on a nice big rump steak!
Alex - 27th February 2011
Just used the Branding Iron but cant quite remember when or where. It's an amazing product. Pass the salt Jeeves ....
Gabby - 21st April 2010
I thought I'd mention that this would be an excellent and rather unique way of proposing to 'that special someone'.
Prime - 6th March 2010