Poos. We all do them (except Her Maj, of course). The trouble is, dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool is nigh on impossible when you’re enjoying the great outdoors. Yes, you can make like a bear and shit in the woods, but curling a log straight onto the ground feels a bit, well, dirty.
Enter, with a snigger, a nudge and a somewhat aghast face, the Shit Box. As you can see, this charmingly named creation is a lightweight portable cardboard toilet, made specifically for outdoor use. Available in two sizes, the 14” original and a smaller ‘Little Jack’ version for nippers, it’s ideal for festival fans, campers, Portaloo-less builders, fishermen and kids caught short on long journeys.
Simply unpack and quickly construct the collapsible crapper before it's too late!
Perfect for festivals
Please dispose of your waste properly
Okay, so squatting on a cardboard box isn’t the most luxurious way to lose your Bungle’s fingers, but it certainly does the job when you’re touching cloth in the middle of nowhere. To use the vernacular of today’s festival goer, we think it’s the shit.
Five different versions available!
Little Jack's Box for Girls
Little Jack's Box for boys
Shit Box for grownups
Ploo for grownups (with manners!)
Camo for secret ones
Due to the nature of the product and for hygiene reasons, this item is non returnable.
Use the discreet bag until you find the perfect pooing spot
As this is a cardboard box it may collapse
if used when wet - please keep dry.
Remove and tie up used (full) poo bag and dispose of responsibly (we do not recommend multiple use of one single bag)
Collapse bag starting with bottom stabilisers then turn over and disengage tabs.