Shit Box

Cardboard crapper

Shit Box

Cardboard crapper

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  •  It's the 'shit'
  •  Portable, flatpack toilet
  •  Includes 10 biodegradable bags
  •  Recycled cardboard construction


Droid shitting

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Poos. We all do them (except Her Maj, of course). The trouble is, dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool is nigh on impossible when you’re enjoying the great outdoors. Yes, you can make like a bear and shit in the woods, but curling a log straight onto the ground feels a bit, well, dirty.

Enter, with a snigger, a nudge and a somewhat aghast face, the Shit Box. As you can see, this charmingly named creation is a lightweight portable cardboard toilet, made specifically for outdoor use. Available in two sizes, the 14” original and a smaller ‘Little Jack’ version for nippers, it’s ideal for festival fans, campers, Portaloo-less builders, fishermen and kids caught short on long journeys.

Shit Box

Simply unpack and quickly construct the collapsible crapper before it's too late!

Shit Box at Glastonbury

Perfect for festivals

Comes with 10 bio-degradable bags

Please dispose of your waste properly

Okay, so squatting on a cardboard box isn’t the most luxurious way to lose your Bungle’s fingers, but it certainly does the job when you’re touching cloth in the middle of nowhere. To use the vernacular of today’s festival goer, we think it’s the shit.

Five different versions available!
Childrens version available

Little Jack's Box
for Girls

Little Jack's Box
for boys

Shit Box
for grownups

for grownups (with manners!)

for secret ones

more info

Due to the nature of the product and for hygiene reasons, this item is non returnable.

Discreet carry bag

Use the discreet bag until you
find the perfect pooing spot

Please Note:
  • As this is a cardboard box it may collapse if used when wet - please keep dry.
  • Remove and tie up used (full) poo bag and dispose of responsibly (we do not recommend multiple use of one single bag)
  • Collapse bag starting with bottom stabilisers then turn over and disengage tabs.
  • Fold carefully to use again.
  • 1x Duffle Bag - to carry
  • 1x Shit Box - reusable
  • 10x Poo Bags - not reusable
  • 10x Tissues - for a happy bum
Technical information:
  • Brown cardboard – content 80% recycled card
  • Weight tolerance : 55lbs/inch² 225lbs/inch² bursting force.
  • Shit Box / Ploo take 16 stone/ 100kg very comfortably
  • Little Jack's box is perfect for 1-5 year olds
  • The inner ‘poo bag’ contains P-Life™ additive which enables the bag to harmlessly degrade to water and CO2 over a fixed period of time.
  • Shit Box - 35cm (H) x 35cm(W) x 35cm(D)
  • Little Jack's Box - 26.5cm (H) x 26.5cm(W) x 26.5cm(D)
  • Ploo - 35cm (H) x 35cm(W) x 35cm(D)

Customer Reviews

Since buying this product I have not missed an episode of Emmerdale thank you.
Hewitt - 16th June 2013
Firebox says: We do not envy your house-mates Hewitt. Not one bit.
We took one of these to Download a couple of years ago. It saved me having to trek to the dreaded portaloos in the middle of the night (or day). I have just bought another for this years festival. Brilliant invention and far more sturdy than I thought.
Tara - 30th March 2013
Purchased for my shed on my allotment so I'm to caught short and it's more than doing the job. Brilliant idea.
Jules Birdie - 28th March 2013
The shit box is amazing, I got the pink one (WOO!) I do poo poos quite a lot so always having the shit box with me is a great help - NEW BEST FRIEND! I do find that the box doesn't hold my daily amount, so I would maybe suggest a bigger box, for me personally. i bring it with me to the cinema, shopping, bowling but be warned pulling it out on the first date not a good idea, he didn't like me after that. LOVE YOU SHIT BOX!
Dom Plopper - 10th December 2012
Does this product cater for the older generation. Ie, those with asses greater tyhan 40 inches in diameter. I am reaLLY KEEN IN purchasing this product as it will help me get by with my daily dump. Does this product come with toilet paper?
LLoyd Elliot - 21st November 2012
Firebox says: Hi Lloyd, the dimensions of the box are 35cm (H) x 35cm(W) x 35cm(D) and comes with 1x Duffle Bag - to carry 1x Shit Box - reusable 10x Poo Bags - not reusable 10x Tissues
BRILLIANT!!! This was really fab, took it to Reading festival. The boys had their bucket in our poo tent(yep...we had one of those!) but me and my friend knew that simply would not do, (we're girlies after all!) and the toilets at Reading are just grim so we used this. We were worried about widdles at first but it all worked perfectly. I left it there for fear of smelly boys but they can definitely be reused. It comes in a handy bag so easy to carry. DEF on my festival list for next year! :).
Holly - 20th September 2012