Reading about yourself is, let’s face it, the most interesting thing in the world. And when the book you’re starring is a racy romp through exotic locations with the object of your wildest desires, suddenly the printed page becomes even more captivating. So You Star Novels have invented a – ahem – novel concept in literature: a series of naughty books where you’re the main character, embroiled in a tempestuous romance with your favourite partner.

By simply entering your details on an ordering form (more info), your appearance in a bonafide work of romantic fiction is assured. Everything down to hair colour, eyes and even your favourite kind of underwear features in a bespoke narrative that’s designed to tingle your imagination with a flurry of rollicking scenes and dramatic incidents.

Saucy Indecent Italy: The love scenes are fun and romantic with suggestive language.		Steamy Safari Nights: The love scenes are fun, racy and romantic with much more descriptive language.		Hot! Fever in France: The love scenes are highly explicit, graphic and sexual.

Choose from three different novels to begin your fictional career, each with a varying depth of sexy content. Indecent in Italy, a romantic and fun tale where the starring couple rekindle their lost mojo against a backdrop of Latin beauty; Safari Nights, which takes you on a dangerous journey into the wilds of Africa in a lustful epic of thrilling adventure and vivid sex scenes; and Fever in France, a rousing romp through the Riviera that’s oozing with sexual tension, explicit love play and gripping twists.

Simple to set up and devastatingly effective, You Star Novels are just the thing for injecting a bit of spice into your love life and work just as well with couples as they do with humble star-worshippers desperate to imagine themselves locked in a loving embrace with their Gisele Bundchen or George Clooney. Books have never seemed quite so relevant.

So if you’ve ever wondered how to make your fantasies real, here’s a handy answer – you’ll be blown away by the experience and left wondering if the real thing could ever be as good as the book! Order yours now and put yourself right in the action of a seething love story – the only way it won’t get you hot under the collar is if you’re using it as a fan…