The greatest granules ever
The greatest granules ever
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Wouldn’t it be cool if someone invented a powder that turned regular tap water into beer? Yep, you’ve guessed it, they have. And take it from us, it’s absholutely marvelloush.
One pack makes a whole pint!
Completely revolutionary, Powdered Beer has been formulated by Munich-based research chemist, Hans Schattenhose. All hail Prof. Schattenhose! No really, because unlike most boffins this visionary egghead has put his mind to something the world actually wants: instant lager. All you do is empty a sachet into a glass of chilled water (tap or mineral) and give it a stir.
Before you can say ‘mine’s a pint’ the powder reacts with the water, fizzes up and dissolves completely, leaving you with a glass of refreshingly crisp, perfectly carbonated 5.2% amber nectar. It really is amazing. In tests, volunteers (ie: us) couldn’t distinguish it from the reassuringly expensive wallop they sell down the pub. Imagine taking a batch to a summer festival or picnic. Bulky cans? No thanks!
The science of Powdered Beer has been explained to us, but to be honest we were so busy pouring the stuff down our necks and dreaming of a future where powdered pork scratchings take over the universe, we didn’t catch much of it. It’s something to do with breakthrough technology that allows yeast to be freeze dried then forced out of suspension by water. But who cares about that when you can shove around ten pints in your pocket and create alcoholic alchemy wherever there’s a tap.
Available in 6 pack of Beer or Cider!
We think Powdered Beer is one of the greatest inventions of all time, up there with the flushing toilet, television and naked lady magazines. But don’t just take our word for it, get busy with the fizzy and prepare to quench your thirst like never before. Bottoms up!
- You have to be over 18 to buy this product
- Please drink responsibly - for more information see www.drinkaware.co.uk
- Water not included, but available in most places
- 1) Empty one sachet into a pint glass
- 2) Fill with chilled water
- 3) Drink
- 4) Repeat from step 1
- 6 pack measures approximately: 9cm (W) x 9cm (H) x 7cm (D)
John 492185627, Sausageville - 16th August 2009
Good joke. You completely fooled me with the Satnav shoes, The dream Machine, and this. Good April fools joke Firebox.
Patrick Surguy, Ollerton, Nottingham - 13th August 2009
Fantastic!!!! What next...powdered milk?
Mike, Merseyside - 3rd April 2009
It's a disgrace! Products like these will encourage binge drinking as you won't have to carry those heavy cans back from the off license now!
Ambar Nectar, Pub - 3rd April 2009
Sigh we can dream cant we.
Spoot-smeg, - 2nd April 2009
Noooo! I actually had a smile on my face while reading this :( got me all excited!
Mat, Stafford - 2nd April 2009