We all know that staying in is the new going out. But why waste time sniggering at talentless bozos on TV when you and your friends can butcher your favourite songs, karaoke-style? It’s easy with the Lucky Voice Party Box.


Created by the caterwauling creatives behind the Lucky Voice chain of swish karaoke bars, this portable effects box with designer microphone plugs into your computer, allowing would-be superstars to throw full-on karaoke parties at home. All together now, ‘Got my first real six-string…’


To get started simply create a playlist (or choose a preselected one) on Luckyvoice.com, turn up your speakers and get wailing. Rammed with over 6000 songs*, from Amy Winehouse to Abba, the Lucky Voice website is a doddle to use. Just type in a title or artist and before you can say ‘Bismallah, no!’ the search engine will do the biz (sans vocals, of course). You even get the lyrics bopping out of your screen in true karaoke fashion. ‘And through it aaall…’


Thanks to its squawk-disguising echo effect, Lucky Voice makes even sub-Scooch singers sound vaguely bearable. Think of it as a magic box that transforms your computer into the ultimate karaoke machine. If that’s too taxing think of it as the most hilariously entertaining gizmo you’re ever likely to buy. Once guests have downed a few shandies you’ll be amazed at the notes they hit and the poses they strike (and that’s not necessarily a good thing).


Although true exhibitionists might prefer the bright lights of the X Factor to the dimmed lights of your sitting room, we reckon it’s better to get laughed at by a bunch of tipsy mates than insulted by a high-trousered impresario, patronised by some tone-deaf Twiglet (take your pick) and baffled by a grinning Irish bloke who worships Westlife.


Besides, singing and partying with the Lucky Voice Party Box is not about talent, it’s about having a rip-roaring good night. So what are you waiting for? Let the party begin!