Piss Up In A Brewery Experience

Prepare to be bowled over (before you fall over or collapse) because this is a Firebox Experience you are unlikely to forget, assuming you can remember it in the first place. Ooh, me ‘ead! Available for groups of 10 or 20 it’s the ultimate bonding soiree: ‘You’re my beshtest mate in the whole… wuuurgh.’

Ideal for stag do’s and the like, the Piss up in a Brewery Experience does exactly what it says on the tin. Or, to be more precise, in the box. Because once you’ve ordered we’ll send you a smart box containing a personalised gottle o' geer, a personalised gift certificate and an instructional CD with the contact information of your local participating brewery. We’ll even throw in a few aspirins for that painful morning after.


The fun begins as soon as you and the gang enter the brewing emporium. First up, your brewmaster/tour rep will show you exactly how to sink a Yard of Ale. Then it’s up to you to follow suit. Anyone who fails this basic challenge will be forced to conduct the rest of the tour minus trousers. Yes, really!

Next up you’ll be shown how lager is brewed. And if you think that’s dull, think again because throughout this section of the tour you will be served pint after delicious pint by several glamorous assistants dressed in not very much at all whilst Bavarian Eurobeat pumps out in the background. Good, eh!

Following a delicious lunch of lager, kebab, crisps, lager, pork scratchings, lager, peanuts, lager and maybe some more lager it’s time to dispense with the loudmouth soup, put the pedal to metal and move onto the serious business of some specially-prepared shots. If you’re still standing after that you can move on to the piss de résistance. We won’t spoil the surprise but let’s just say it involves a bucket and a hose pipe. Enjoy!