Chocolate Pizza

Who says pizzas have to be all doughy and cheesy and made by men with stripy tops and big ‘taches? Not us, because this 10” disc of luxe yumminess is made from quality Belgian chocolate by skilled chocolatiers wearing half-moon spectacles and brown work coats (probably), and it’s just as delicious as it looks.

A mouth-wateringly original gift for the chocoholic with everything, the Chocolate Pizza puts even the tastiest savoury snack in the shade. Pepperoni and pineapple? Pah! With its smooth milk chocolate slices, white chocolate star, Smarties, honeycomb balls and milk chocolate shavings, it’s guaranteed to have ‘em drooling the second they open its realistic take-away style box.

Of course you could always tread the traditional route and buy a boring old bar of fruit and nut, but ordering 360 degrees of gourmet naughtiness is infinitely more original, not to mention scrumptious. Pizza made of chocolate…what’s not to like?


We were going to use this penultimate paragraph to make a crummy joke about the Chocolate Pizza being the best Belgian/Italian mash up since Rocco Granata. But seeing as he’s a little known accordion player who served as a jury member for the Flemish preliminaries for the Eurovision Song Contest, we won’t bother.

We digress. The point is our Chocolate Pizzas are guaranteed to elicit oohs and aahs from anyone lucky enough to receive one. And that’s before they’ve scoffed a single slice. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it’s not amore, it’s chocolate!