In this, the digital age, the language of love, like microchips, is binary. That’s why all you loved up gadget fans insist on communicating in txt spk. So why not tell that special someone exactly how you feel with the Hugs and Kisses Keyring. It’s GR8.

Cast in pewter and enamelled in eye-catching red and white, this funky keyring comprises the letters X and O, which, as any 21st century thumb-wiggler knows, means hugs and kisses in text lingo. OMG!

BTW, if you’re still wondering what we’re on about perhaps you should stop trying to microwave your haddock in this newfangled computer thingy and get back to your pipe and slippers. KWIM?

FYI the Hugs and Kisses Keyring makes an ideal gift for any romantic occasion. Better still, unlike slushy ‘I wuv u ikkle darling’ style pressies, it communicates your true feelings without spelling them out.

Above and beyond its lovey-dovey msg, this cool little dangler makes a smart addition to any text maniac’s bunch of keys. And seeing as the whole world has gone SMS crazy, that means everyone.

Soz to say stocks are limited, so we strongly suggest you rest your thumb for a second and hit the Buy button. You could even, heaven forbid, give us a call. XOXO, THX and BCNU.