Red Hot Chilli Jellies

Defy the smoking ban when you chomp down on these chilli-flavoured jelly confections - they're so deliciously hot you'll be breathing wisps of flame. You see, why should dragons, flamethrower crews and volcanoes have all the thrills? Get your own super-heated taste-bud cook-off with our tremendously spicy Red Hot Chilli Jellies.

Pop one in and chew for a second and you'll be wondering what the fuss is about. Chew on, traveller - you're about to leave for chillitown, and there's plenty more miles to go once you're there. With a kick like a mule that's been masticating on jalapenos all summer long, these have all the oomph that even the most seasoned of chilli fanatics can deal with. One at a time is adequate - two in the mouth at once sends an alarm direct to the local fire station that says 'man the engines, and bring your shades.' Three at once? The consequences could be devastating.

Whether you want to save the entire 235g just for yourself or unwitting guests is up to you, but we recommend giving them out willy-nilly with nary a warning to the curious. You'll delight in watching your pals tugging at their collars and reaching for another cold brew while trying to keep their cool. Then, of course, you may want to just dole them out to the local trick-or-treat fraternity and watch the little dears running for the garden pond headfirst. But we couldn't possibly endorse such an idea. Could we?