Are you reading this at your computer? Ever looked between the keys? Right down, between those cracks that you don't like to think about? Yuck. You can bet that your equipment's nooks and crannies are dirtier than a dog's hindquarters and contain more germs than can be good for you. It's pretty disgusting, and that's why some genius has come up with Cyber Clean, a silly-putty-like slime that blots out the muck from every crevice of your keyboards with a grime-slapping antibacterial action.
Press Cyber Clean onto your dirty keyboard
In the world of B-Movies, most blobs tend to scour out small towns, blotting up humans and swelling to gargantuan proportions. Cyber Clean won't spend its time gobbling up your neighbours and rampaging through the high street, it's far more useful than that. While compressed-air sprays and tiny brushes will just move the dirt around in your keyboards, telephones and other electrical gadgets, this devilish ooze will splurge into every tiny corner, swallow up dead skin, hair and food and absorb it back into itself.
Peel to reveal a clean keyboard!
And that's not even the clever part. Because it's made from an unique antibacterial formula, the dirt is actually neutralised and sanitised while it's inside the putty - up to 80% of all germs can be destroyed in this way. You'll have a work station that's cleaner than the Jonas Brothers' naughtiest dreams - now that's very clean indeed.
The diagram lets you know when you need a new blob!
It might take a bit of getting used to - having a blob of weird goo as your office saviour doesn't come naturally - but pretty soon you'll be wondering just how you managed without it. And when your blob has finished its life cycle, it changes colour to let you know that it's time to chuck it in the bin and start again with a new one. Now don't worry about your blob getting feelings of rejection, which turn into feelings of revenge, then the invasion of small towns, gobbling up the neighbours, etc - it's completely biodegradable, so when it get lobbed in the bin it'll just fade away to nothing after a while. If only the food in that manky keyboard of yours could do the same, eh?
Clean your dashboard!
NEW: Cyber Clean Blue
The innovative slime-based cleanser that provides sparkle to keyboards is now available for cars and boats. With its superbly fresh mint fragrance this blue wonder gunk is ideal for retrieving Rich Tea crumbs from that deep join in your seat and banishing dust from dirty dashboards. And unlike cheap 12V vacuum cleaners, Cyber Clean Blue won’t wear down your battery or end up in a landfill; in fact it is totally biodegradable.
You get 140 grams of re-usable Cyber Clean in each tub!
Keep away from direct sunlight and keep in a dry place
Keep away from children
Clean and kills germs on desktop equipment: micro-bacteriological tests have proven that Cyber Clean can kill up to 80% of germs due to its unique formula.
Fun putty like form (soft and pliable)
Safe for the environment - biodegradable
Comes with a colour indicator to show when you need to replace your Cyber Clean
Blue Cyber Clean has a fresh mint fragrance
Tub - approximately 6.5cm (W) x 9cm (H) x 6.5cm(D)
Got a question.... How do you clean the cyber clean? Rhona, England - 2nd November 2012
Firebox says: Hi Rhona, the tub actually has a colour gauge. Once the cyber clean gets beyond the grubby stage then it's time to discard it.
Love this, it has cleaned my laptop and it smells very fresh now. LOVE the farting noise it makes when it goes back into the pot xD. Ari, UK - 18th July 2012
Take care with this stuff. Used it to clean my iPhone and now the speakers sound muffled and underwater. Very disappointed!!!! Michael Sellick, Bristol - 8th June 2012
Firebox says: Hi Michael, sorry to hear that, drop us a line with your order number and details to firstname.lastname@example.org and we will look into this for you.
Love this stuff!! the pot was smaller than I was expecting, but it still cleans my laptop beautifully! and it doubles as the fart goo I used to buy when I was little .... Laura, Maidenhead - 7th May 2012
Firebox says: Fart putty, oh the memories! Glad you liked the Cyber clean Laura.
These tubs look great, but can they be used on TV's as well? Morton Hender, London - 22nd April 2012
Firebox says: it sure can!
Can this be used on Screens such as laptop or Mobile Phones Screens or even a TV? Andrew, Runcorn, Cheshire, UK - 22nd December 2011
Firebox says: Hey Andrew - it certainly can! It's suitable for all electronic devices.