"I... did not... have relations... with that bottle of Merlot!" It's just the kind of thing you could imagine President Bill Clinton saying as he props up the bar. And it's just the kind of fun you'll be having with this cheeky-but-statesmanlike corkscrew depicting the former Commander-in-Chief in a way you never thought possible.

Now his dear wife has been bounced from the running for the top job, it looks like our mini-Bill, made lovingly from heavy plastic and metal, is looking for a new opening: your vino. Just unfold his screw from between the legs of his well-pressed presidential pants and you're ready to uncork your favourite bottles before you can say Monica.

From Beaujolais to Zinfandel, Bill's your man. With a hefty 9.5" of height, he's more than a handful and will give a generous grip to loosen even the most vintage of bungs. There's not many chances to give your guests a cute reminder of the greatest political scandal of the decade as you serve up the Bordeaux, so get Bill round and start tongues wagging again!

These days, William Jefferson Clinton has taken a step back from strategy and foreign policy, so it only seems fitting that the Arkansas boy wonder makes a final comeback in the world of drink integration and wine welfare. From impeachment to imbibing, it's been one hell of a journey, eh Bill? So take some time to celebrate with the baby-boomer President by buying this naughty novelty corkscrew - it's the most fun you'll have with a cork, although probably not the most fun that Bill's ever had in his life...